Santorum!

I try not to get into politics here, but I can't help noting that Rick Santorum is riding a bubbly, foamy wave in Iowa.

Ruined Orgasms II

Even if The Boyfriend has lost interest in ruined orgasms, it doesn't mean I have. I keep searching for good videos on this subject, but most of them are too femdommy for me (humiliation, men in leather masks, and actual torture of men's genitalia; word to the wise: avoid anything that says CBT). However, here's three I like:

Title and Link: Wife gives slow handjob with ruined orgasm
Participants: Wife and husband
Faces: No
Special Features: She lets go of his penis multiple times, but when she does it the last time, he yelps "Oh, no, no, please!" and ejaculates. She just chuckles and tells him how pretty and sexy he is.
Length: 8:01

Title and Link: Girl from work ruined orgasm
Participants: "Girl from work" and man
Faces: No
Special Features: Cock ring. Nice, long video. Consensual ruined orgasm, because he actually tells her when to stop stroking.
Length: 16:30

Title and Link: Nurse ruins orgasm three times!
Participants: Nurse and patient
Faces: Hers
Special Features: He ejaculates three times in the course of the video. She wears a uniform and safety gogles (CFNM).
Length: 9:49

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

Ruined Orgasms III

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

When is a man's orgasm not an orgasm? When it's a ruined orgasm. Yep, it's another mystery of boyparts.

Here's how it works. You give your man a handjob. You get him very close to coming. Then you let go. If all goes well, his erect penis will twitch and ejaculate. If he's not quite ready, stroke him some more and let go. Repeat as necessary. (If your man is enough of a submissive, you might get him to tell you when he's close to coming.)

You get to enjoy what appears to be a (potentially spectacular) male orgasm. He, on the other hand, will feel frustrated that you didn't stroke him to completion. (It's similar to the anal/prostate orgasm without penile stimulation that I've written about before.)

Unless you're a total femdom, I recommend you discuss this with your man and get his OK before doing it. I don't recommend springing it on him unannounced; that would be cruel. (Of course, if you are a total femdom, that's probably a selling point.)

I talked about this with The Boyfriend, and he agreed to try it. So we did. He said it was, um, interesting, but he's in no hurry to do it again.

I learned about ruined orgasms from Ruined Orgasms at the blog Caroline Cucks Michael (includes a 9-minute video of multiple ruined orgasms). Here's another video compilation.

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms II

Ruined Orgasms III

What if the man wore the strap-on?

That's the musical question asked by This dude gets assisted by a strap-on. Not what I expected from the title, but interesting nonetheless.

Wifey's Surprise

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Her husband gives her permission to see old boyfriend

A woman writes in to Savage Love this week saying that she's been in contact with a former boyfriend. "My loving, GGG [good, giving, game] husband says that I can help my old flame out if I wish. What would you do in this situation?" writes the woman, who signs herself Chick with 2 Dicks.

"What would I do?" Dan begins his reply. "Besides thank my lucky stars, kiss my loving, GGG husband, and fuck the shit out of the other guy?"

Turns out there are a few pitfalls. Read the full column to learn more.

A Cuckold Video (maybe)

Caroline and Michael posted a sweet comment to this blog, so I went browsing their blog about their cuckold lifestyle, Caroline cucks Michael, and their other blog about cuckolding generally. That's where I found Cuckold video (scroll down below the picture to get to the video).

Caroline and Michael's caption says, "Making a video so she can show her husband how he made her cum." I don't know if the man and the woman in this video are cuckolding anybody -- there's no indication in the video itself -- but it's a hot scene anyway. (If it makes the video hotter for you to imagine that the couple made it for her husband to see, then go for it, I say.)

They start out fully clothed on a bed, kissing. Occasionally, the man strips off some of his clothes and hers. Eventually, he's naked and she's wearing her bra and panties. He slides off her panties and penetrates her. As they are screwing, he continues to look into her eyes and often kisses her. He slides a pillow under her butt and holds her legs up to thrust into her more deeply.

"Oh, Michael," she says, and he lies down and kisses her, then they rearrange themselves so she is sitting in his lap and screwing him. After he takes off her bra, she gets on top and screws him. "Michael," she says, "I'm going to come!"

They change positions again, and he screws her from behind. He gets up on one leg and pushes hard. Then it's back to missionary, and he inserts his penis without using his hands (nice!). He holds up one of her legs. "Fuck me hard, Mike, fuck me hard!" she says. "I'm going to come!" (Maybe he comes at this point, too.)

More hugging, kissing, and gentle screwing.

He gets up and goes down on her. He stops to kiss her and lube up a vibrator. She moans to the sensations that his mouth and vibrator make on her pussy. "Mike, I think I'm going to come," she says. "I don't want to come yet." That doesn't stop him from what he's doing. "Please, please, please, Mike, Oh!" She comes. He keeps licking. She comes again. He licks some more until she makes him stop.

She gives him a big hug. He moves to go down on her again, but she doesn't let him.

Very hot!

This is my kind of video: you can't tell when or if the man comes, but you can definitely tell that the woman does -- multiple times!

Random Rim Jobs: "Warren's 'Cheating' "

ShazamChi posts a series from a guest writer called "Warren's 'Cheating'." If you're into cuckoldry and femdom, be sure to read all the way to the end. I think you'll like it.

Warren's "Cheating," Part 1

Warren's "Cheating," Part 2

Warren's "Cheating," Part 3

Warren's "Cheating," Part 4

Warren's "Cheating," Part 5

Warren's "Cheating," Part 6

Warren's "Cheating," Part 7

Warren's "Cheating," Part 8

Warren's "Cheating," Part 9

Warren's "Cheating," Part 10

What's up your b*tt? Some serious talk about your prostate

I saw this bumper sticker today. I understand its purpose is to raise awareness of colorectal cancer, something about which we should all be concerned. However, it's also a reminder that men of a certain age -- and you know who you are -- should get their prostates checked regularly. I gather that having a doctor put his finger in your backdoor will probably not be as much fun as having someone special shove something up there. However, your loved ones will thank you.

Prostate Milking and Femdom

Just when I think I understand boyparts, this comes along: Another very effective milking technique has a whole bunch of lovely tips for prostate milking your man (such as, "You just have to be careful that you never, ever touch the head of his penis" *), then this:

But strangely, he doesn’t really cum that way, it’s not like a real orgasm where he spurts his cum all over. To hear him describe it, and from what I’ve read about it, it’s not really sexually pleasurable for a man. It’s more frustrating than pleasurable. Like intensely frustrating. My hubby describes it as getting close to cumming… getting close… getting close… getting really close… and then “OH FUCK!”… not being able to cum.

The "submissive transvestite" who blogs at In Stockings agrees. In a post called Ass Whore, he describes riding "Miss H"'s strapon:

I felt a rather week feeling of cumming and looked down to see a huge puddle of cum flooding across Miss H's stomach. We both kind of looked at each other in shock and I rolled off of her, both of us smiling ear to ear. It was definitely something new for each of us. I never felt that kind of building pressure in my cock followed by an orgasm and release the way I would if I were just masturbating or having regular sex. Instead it was more of a pleasurable sensation followed by ejaculation with little if any orgasm involved. While it was nice, it had all the drawbacks of cumming (feeling instantly out of the mood for anything else sexual) and none of the bonuses (experiencing the pleasure of a full orgasm). Which actually puts it even behind a standard ruined orgasm on the pleasure scale.

This was certainly news to me! I thought that when a man comes (ejaculates), he comes (orgasms). No need to guess, as you guys sometimes need to do with us women. But if it's possible to make him come (ejaculate) without letting him come (orgasm), do you know what this means? Why, I can have my cake and eat it, too, so to speak! If I'm in the mood to deny The Boyfriend an orgasm -- and I am sometimes -- I can milk his prostate.

I get:

• To play with his butt


• To see him come (ejaculate)


• To deny him coming (orgasming)

He gets:

• Prostate stimulation

Advantage: Vickie!

* This is very important, because if you give him too much penile stimulation at the same time you are giving him prostate stimulation (stroke and poke, you might say), you might give him the ultimate male orgasm, according to Svetlana at Sex Secrets. That's nice, too, of course, but it's a very different outcome if you were planning to deny your man a real orgasm.

Tip of the dildo to New Ryder for the first post.

Getting It from Behind: Amateur Backdoor Play

Getting it from behind starts with a seated man, his legs spread, who is getting fingered and then rimmed by a woman. He already has an erection, secured by a cock ring. She applies lube and then a thin vibrator. She lovingly works it in and out and licks his penis and balls. She hold his penis and strokes it a bit, while continuing to practice buttplay with the vibrator. She sucks him a little more, then holds his penis. He starts to breathe hard and come without any further stimulation. She strokes and sucks him some more, then starts to chuckle. (Unfortunately, at this point, the camera is focused on the woman's side and we no more of the man.)

I thought this was quite hot. Both partners are clearly into prostate massage (you might even call it prostate milking). I only wish it were longer than six minutes.

Tip of the dildo to Le plaisir du massage de la prostate, 25 Aout 2011

Good News for Bisexual Men: You Exist After All!

This just in: the New York Times reports that scientists at Northwestern University have determined that bisexual men do, in fact, exist.

This is news because a previous "widely publicized" study determined that bisexual men were fooling themselves and/or their loved ones. According to the earlier study, bisexual men were mostly gay (or sometimes straight). Who did that study? Scientists at Northwestern. Where was it widely publicized? In the New York Times. (To be fair, the recent NYT story had the grace to link to the older one.)

I can just imagine the damage this must have caused.

MAN: Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm bisexual.
WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND: You mean you're gay??!
MAN: No, I'm bisexual.
WoG: You're gay! It says so in the New York Times.

Or conversely:

MAN: Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm bisexual.
MALE PARTNER: You mean you're straight??!
MAN: No, I'm bisexual.
MP: You're straight! It says so in the New York Times.

From the NYT:

“I’ve interviewed a lot of individuals about how invalidating it is when their own family members think they’re confused or going through a stage or in denial,” [Dr. Lisa Diamond] said.

The more recent study actually made an effort to find bisexual men. They used bisexual web sites and chose men with serious experience with both genders. Then, they monitored their genitals as they watched man-on-man and woman-on-woman videos. Bisexual men -- go figure! -- got turned on by both.

Despite her cautious praise of the new research, Dr. Diamond also noted that the kind of sexual arousal tested in the studies is only one element of sexual orientation and identity. And simply interpreting results about sexual arousal is complicated, because monitoring genital response to erotic images in a laboratory setting cannot replicate an actual human interaction, she added.

“Sexual arousal is a very complicated thing,” she said. “The real phenomenon in day-to-day life is extraordinarily messy and multifactorial.”

Do Europeans Have More Fun, part 4: F*ck My Girl & Me (Bisexual MMF Threesome)

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Ruby Ryder's Pegging Paradise

I want to tell you about Ruby Ryder. Ruby is a friend of mine from Tribe.net, where she recently took on the leadership of the Pegging 101 group.

She also has a web site called Ruby Ryder's Pegging Paradise, where you'll find her blog and two marvelous essays:

• Convincing Her to Try It


• Convincing Him to Try It

In addition, she writes some hot erotic stories about pegging. Some of these are free, but you can get more of them on a regular basis if you pay for a subscription.

MMF + Pegging: Videos that feature both bisexual threesomes and strap-on sex

The tagline of this blog says "One woman's thoughts about pegging, bisexual erotica ..." For such a woman (for her mind, her eyes, and -- let's face it -- her crotch), what could be better than a scene that combines bisexuality and strap-on sex? Every once in a while, you're lucky enough to find a video that includes pegging in a bisexual (MMF threesome) scene.

And I know that some of you think along the same lines. Someone recently found my site by plugging "mmf" and "pegging" into a search engine. And a while back, someone requested my "must-see strap-on/bi movies list". I've written about such scenes, of course, but Blogger doesn't make it easy to combine tags in a search. So I've gathered some links to my reviews of MMF + pegging scenes. I don't guarantee everything here is "must-see," but I hope it will make things easier for those of you (us) who want to see pegging and an MMF threesome in the same scene. (Oh, the sacrifices I go through for my loyal readers!)

First off, you've got to seek out the Bi Bi American Pie series. Every scene in these movies features pegging plus an MMF threesome. You can't go wrong.

Ann Parker in bisexual threesome with pegging - Unfortunately, I've only been able to find parts of this scene, but it is a fine one.

Outdoor Bisexual MMF - A hot scene, with DP even.

French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome - Married couple with porn star and strap-on.

Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging - A threesome in which all involved seem to having fun

Unlike Blogger, Delicious does allow combining of tags in a search. Here's what I have there that's tagged MMF and pegging. Some of the links there are also on my blog, but there are others that I haven't gotten around to blogging about.

Enjoy!

Quite a Dame

Dame Helen Mirren, who has done everything from Shakespeare to the ill-advised Arthur remake, has a new distinction. She has been voted to have the best body in the world (even better than J. Lo., the Los Angeles Times helpfully notes). At right is Dame Helen in a bikini at the age of 63 (2008).



I hope I look half that good when I'm in my 60s.

More Helen Mirren:

Los Angeles Times slideshow, 2011

International Business Times slideshow, 2011

New York magazine (partial nudity), 2010

Helen Mirren, the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63, 2008

Jill Dominates Jack (with a vibrator)

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Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 3: They get married and have a bisexual threesome

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the video They get married and have a bisexual threesome, a woman and two men are sitting around chatting. The woman and one of the men is darker skinned. I'm guessing from the title that they just got married, and they are trying to convince the lighter-skinned man (the best man?) to join them in a threesome. I don't know any of this, since all of them are speaking French. (Please, would someone who speaks French post in the comments below to let me know what they're saying?)

The newlyweds start kissing, but soon the other man is kissing the woman, too. Her breasts are exposed, she encourages the men to kiss, more clothes are removed. She goes down on her husband, and the guys swap a lot more spit. She encourages the other man to suck her husband's cock, which he does gingerly at first, then eagerly. The woman sucks both men. The husband takes a turn sucking the other man's penis. The wife and the other man take turns sucking the husband. As the other man gets his licks in, the wife lies back and lets her husband finger her pussy.

The wife rides her husband reverse cowgirl. The other man gives her his penis to suck. They change positions.

The wife now rides the other man and sucks her husband.

The husband gets on the other man and rides him reverse cowboy, as the wife sits on his face. They switch positions. The other man is still screwing the husband, but this time the husband is the one licking the wife's pussy.

Back to the wife screwing her husband and sucking the other man. The husband takes her anally, too. The husband leans forward to suck the other man's cock.

The video ends there, unfortunately, but I think the viewer gets the idea.




Earlier posts in this series

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

I've discovered a very nice blog, Le plaisir du massage de la prostate (the pleasure of prostate massage). A Frenchwoman named Marianne posts videos of women pegging (or otherwise prostate-stimulating) men. Yes, it's in French, but you can understand the language of love ... and buttplay.

Here's a video I found on her blog (tip of the dildo). A sex educator named Jaiya talks about "anal play for men." It differs from many of the videos on the blog in that it's tamer than most of them (nothing explicitly shown), it's more educational, and it's in English.



Earlier posts in this series:

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the first video I'm going to write about, it starts out with a French Bi Couple coming home. She's a tall, stylish Frenchwoman; he's kind of funny looking, like Fred Armisen. They come in the house, she sits on the couch, and he stops to put on a gay porn video. (Much as I enjoy homoerotic video, I don't think I would appreciate it if The Boyfriend did this when we were making love.) They start making out and getting undressed. The husband goes down on his wife for a little while, then they start screwing.

No sooner do they get started, however, than the husband notices the man on screen. He and his wife chat and giggle for a bit, then he picks up the phone. (What do they say just then? If you speak French, please post a comment and let me know.) Apparently, they called the porn star, and he comes over, while they're still sitting around naked! Introductions all around, he gets a good look at the couple, more giggling. They seem to talk about his performance in the video.

The porn star starts kissing and fondling the wife. He goes down on her -- much more seriously than her husband did! He takes his clothes off, including some sort of tank top with buttons. The wife goes down on him. He gets the rest of his clothes off and fingers and licks her pussy.

The porn star inserts his thick penis into her and gives her a lovely screwing. Her moans sound close to coming. He leans back and pulls her on top. At this point, the husband, who has been offscreen and apparenly feeling neglected, comes back with a strap-on. They examine the toy and talk about it for a while. (Again, what are they saying here?)

As the wife slides on the strap-on, the husband goes down on the porn star. She kisses him and pegs her husband. The guys arrange themselves into a 69, and the wife continues to peg her husband. The porn star slaps his ass a few times.

The wife gets off, and the porn star screws the husband. The wife comes back and fondles both guys as they screw. The porn star moves forward to masturbate in the husband's face. As he does so, the wife plays with the husband's ass and penis.

The wife sucks her husband until he comes buckets in her face. She then sucks him some more to clean him off.

How does a woman reach orgasm pegging?

A man on Tribe.net asked me, "How does a woman reach orgasm pegging?" (This is my kind of man. He wants to get pegged, yet he wants to be sure the woman has an orgasm, too.) I replied:

I suggest you post this question on one of the Tribe groups devoted to pegging, but here's my answer:

There are three main ways a woman can come by pegging:

1. Attaching a vibrator in or on the dildo. (Many dildos are made to allow a bullet vibe to fit inside.)
2. Using a two-headed dildo, especially one that's made to fit in a man's anus and a woman's vagina, such as a Feeldoe.
3. Pegging the man real well, then making him give her the cunnilingus of her life as a reward! (Ha!)

Hot Amateur MMF Video: Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy

Update: This video seems to have been taken offline. This is one of my most popular posts, so clearly many of you are looking for it. It was one of my favorites, too. I'm sorry it's gone.

Sometimes, after I've been watching commercial porn for a while, I forget the sheer passion and sexual electricity of amateur videos. Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy is quite hot. It appears to feature real people, not actors, who are all into each other and into what they are doing.

It starts with a 40ish couple getting undressed and getting in bed. He's fit; she's blonde and delightfully curvy. Soon, however, another nude man (bald, also fit) appears. They all kiss and fondle each other. Hubby goes down on his wife. Their buddy lies alongside and focuses on the woman's upper body. Hubby goes back and forth between his wife's pussy and his buddy's penis. They trade places: hubby kisses her lips and breasts, while their buddy ministers to her pussy.

Buddy also sucks Hubby as he strokes his wife's pussy. Buddy moves around to the wife's head, where she can hold his penis so Hubby can suck him. Buddy reaches down to fondle her pussy.

The wife takes over sucking Buddy, as Hubby goes to screw her. Hubby takes a turn sucking Buddy, but continues to thrust hard and fast into his wife.

Then everyone rotates. Buddy lies down on the bed, Wife straddles him taking his penis into her, and Hubby goes around behind and takes her anally. That's right, it's double penetration (DP). Hubby does most of the thrusting, but the wife sounds as if she's experiencing some amazing sensations. (Unfortunately, the viewer cannot see her face during this portion of the scene.)

Hubby pulls out, and Wife continues to ride Buddy cowgirl-style. Hubby stands over them, so Wife can suck him. Then he bends down to give Buddy a turn.

Again, everyone moves. Buddy screws Wife in the pussy, and Hubby screws her mouth. The two guys hold each other's asses as if to encourage thrusting. Hubby reaches down and strokes his wife's pussy, as the other man screws her. (I've said before that I wish there was more of this in MMF videos: when the woman and one man are performing heterosexual acts, the other man can and should provide some extra attention to the woman's pussy.)

Buddy and Wife shift to kissing and slow screwing, as Hubby prepares to enter him anally. They engage in what I call a "man sandwich" for some time. They get a good rhythm going, and everyone seems to be getting off -- not least the wife. At one point, Hubby pulls out and goes around to the front to have Buddy suck him while continuing to screw his wife. Then they go back to the man sandwich.

Change places. Wife lies on the pillows and has a sip of wine as she watches Hubby start to screw Buddy. She slides down so Hubby can stroke her pussy.

Back to the woman. As Wife sucks Budy's cock, Hubby alternately strokes her pussy, has Buddy stroke his cock, has Buddy suck his cock, watches the other two and masturbates, and has Buddy suck him some more. (It's possible that Hubby comes in his friend's mouth, but if so, it happens off the top of the screen.) Hubby walks around the bed, leans over the other two (kissing his wife's breasts or sucking his buddy's penis, I'm not sure), walks around again, then sits down as if to watch and masturbate some more. That's when the video ends.

The men don't seem to come on camera, but if not, I think we can assume they did soon after filming stopped. All in all, a very hot 48-minute amateur video.

The Porn I Like, part 2: Plots

I like a good story as much as the next woman, but I generally look for that in erotic novels. I don't expect to find it in the genres of visual porn I prefer. If you've read this blog for any length of time, you know what those are:

• Pegging videos


• Bisexual (MMF threesome) videos

Pegging plots

If a pegging video has a plot, it's likely to be a dominant woman forcing an unwilling man to get fucked with her strap-on, insulting him all the while. (Here's a mild example: Strap Attack 11, featuring Charisma Cappelli) I prefer non-dominant pegging.

Bisexual plots

If a bisexual threesome video has a plot, it's likely to be one of two types:

• The woman tells her man she wants to have an MMF threesome. He's reluctant; maybe he says he's only received a blowjob from another guy. But before he can definitely say no, the other guy shows up and the threesome is on. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 4: MILF Magdalene St. Michaels leads bisexual threesome )


• A dominant woman (again) forces her man to watch while she has sex with another man -- cuckolds him, in other words -- insulting him by telling him that the other guy is a better lover and has a larger penis. Then she'll force her man to play the "woman's role" by giving fellatio to the other man and receiving anal intercourse from him -- either way, he's the one getting penetrated. (A mild example, but a consensual one, which makes all the difference: Jennifer's husband comes out of the closet)

Of the two, I'd prefer the first scenario. But best of all is a loving menage, in which all parties seem to care about giving pleasure to everyone else. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging)

Earlier posts in this series:

• The Porn I Like, part 1: What the Pundits Say

Please come inside, part 2: Bisexual Threesome

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Please come inside, part 1: Hot College Bisexual Threesome

In Hot College Bisexual Threesome, the guys (young, buff) are kissing and taking their shirts off. The woman (cute bob, tanktop, short skirt) joins in. Soon pants come off. The blonde guy's penis goes in the dark-haired guy's mouth; his dick is sucked by the woman in turn. Soon everyone is nude.

The woman stands on the bed to have the blonde guy lick her pussy. He still has his penis in the other guy's mouth. Then she goes back down on the dark-haired guy.

The blonde guy goes around to penetrate the woman from behind. She's still sucking the dark-haired guy. He apparently reaches up and strokes her pussy. At first, I thought she was stroking herself, but now I'm sure it's the guy doing it. I'd like to see more of this in MMF threesome videos: when a man and a woman are screwing, the other guy could be stroking (or licking) her pussy.

The guys stop to kiss, then the blonde guy starts to screw the dark-haired guy, as the woman sits on his face. The blonde guy gets off to suck the dark-haired guy. Then the woman and blonde guy switch places: the woman moves to sit on his cock reverse-cowgirl, and the blonde guy puts his dick in his mouth. The woman soon turns around to cowgirl style.

The woman and blonde guy kiss, as the dark-haired guy thrusts from below. The blonde guy goes around the take her anally. Now she's having double penetration. All three bodies move together to allow both penises to thrust into her orifices. The blonde guy pulls out and, after just a few strokes with his hand, comes by rubbing his cock against the woman's ass. (I have to admit that's pretty hot!) The dark-haired guy thrusts quickly, then slows down to make some deep thrusts and come inside the woman's pussy. I love that old-fashioned touch in a dp scene!

All three kiss sweetly. They've all made each other very happy.

Note: The blonde guy wears a condom when he screws the dark-haired guy, but neither of them uses a condom when with the woman. I think that's a bad idea on the part of all three actors, especially since one of them is coming inside the woman. They are also bad examples to viewers of a video called "hot college bisexual threesome."

Confidential to Sealacious

Hey, Sealacious. You posted a comment here recently, but it's no longer visible. It's not that I don't love what you have to say, sweetie. I approved it, I swear. However, Blogger was having some kind of glitch and ate it. So please, Sea, post it again, and I'll approve it again.

Yours,
Vickie P.

The Porn I Like, part 1: What the Pundits Say

A recent Wall Street Journal article, The Online World of Female Desire, goes through a lot of stereotypes about men getting off on two-minute video clips and women soaking up long romance novels (even if they did study a large number of web searches), before it finally gets to this:

Some female readers might be thinking, "This doesn't describe me at all!" And, in fact, somewhere between a quarter and a third of the visitors to the major pornography sites are women. Our data suggest that these women probably have a higher sex drive than other women and that they are more socially aggressive and more comfortable taking risks.

There. That's more like it. And, it seems to me, I've got a lot of female company if "between a quarter and a third of the visitors to the major pornography sites are women."

Maybe we just need to make our own erotica, argues Porn made for women, by women in the Guardian. (Tip of the dildo to the Sex Secrets blog.)

"It is a prejudice to say that women don't like porn," says Erika Lust, another fem porn director. "Sex images make you hot, but pornography has been made by and for men. In mainstream porn everything is about male pleasure and women are objects. Oral sex for men can last forever, but when women's turn comes it lasts 10 seconds. Female orgasms are not an issue in most of the films. And women are shown mostly as prostitutes, which is sad."

[...]

Lust adds: "To get excited women want to see something that looks like us. We want to see independent women exploring their sexuality, who are not afraid, but are not sex heroines either. We want to see attractive men who share our lifestyles, our ideas."

[...]

[Verena Chiara Kuckenberger:] "For women to admit to experiencing pleasure in watching pornography means overcoming stereotypes about female sexuality. There are women who do not want to consume pornography, but at the same time there is a potential female audience for porn and I would say it is bigger than it has been assumed so far and it is increasing as our society overcomes gendered stereotypes in general."

(Another Guardian article says enough women are watching enough porn that female porn addiction is not uncommon.)

In future posts, I'll write about the kinds of porn I like to see.

Back at you, New Ryder

New Ryder gave a shoutout to Ruby Ryder and me. Among other nice things, he says:

I contend that strapon sex - is just sex (hot, hot sex), I think Ruby and Vickie agree.

I can't speak for Ruby, but I certainly agree. I'm touched, N.R., because your beautiful words and pictures do so much for -- may I say it? -- the strap-on community. You're a sweetie.

Amateur buttplug video

Wife uses buttplug to give her husband anal pleasure is just what it says. What else do you need to know? She wears nothing but a bra and slaps his ass several times. He doesn't come. Some of you might choose to believe she's denying him an orgasm. I like to think he got to come later.

Vibrators on a shelf near you

Vibrators on a shelf near you

There it is in the New York Times, and there they are in chain drugstores.

This comes as no surprise to Rachel Venning, a founder of Babeland, a chain of sex-toy stores that opened a store in family-friendly Park Slope, Brooklyn, in 2008 to nary a ripple of protest. “I know women will buy them at Duane Reade, and as a lifelong cheerleader for sexual empowerment I’m thrilled at this development,” Ms. Venning said. “It’s one more step in the evolution of vibrators to just another consumer product, unburdened of its freight of shame, sexual defect and sluttiness.”

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Men interviewed proclaimed themselves not only unthreatened by the addition of accessories to their partners’ sex lives, but downright enthusiastic. Jeremy, 31, a content strategist in the entertainment business who lives in New York and wanted his last name omitted for privacy, said, “From my perspective, a woman who has thoroughly explored her own body, both alone and with or without whichever toys she finds interesting, makes for a significantly better lover.”

She wanted, and I'm left wanting more

I know NewRyder's Strapon Log for posting beautiful pictures of women with strap-ons. Every once in a while, though, he posts a mini-essay or a story. The latest is She Wanted. It's a short snippet about Fiona, a character he's written about before. I love the descriptions of her want -- need, really -- as she's walking to meet a man. And I really love the descriptions of the two characters' nude bodies. I can picture them from just a few words.

Can't wait to read what happens next.

A bunch of ... ?

Sorry for being a bit off-topic with this post, but I just gotta report that my beloved San Francisco Giants just wrapped up a series against a team with a Johnson, a Willie, and a Putz. They won two out of three, by the way.

Ann Parker in bisexual threesome with pegging

Just a quick summary of this scene: Ann Parker is a pale brunette who wants her boyfriend, a thin Asian man named Kato, to give her a threesome for her birthday. Brad Slater is the third party who turns up on cue.

1. The three arrange themselves for oral sex. Kato goes down on Ann, and Brad goes down on Kato.


2. During a break in the action, when Ann wants to see some anal action and Kato demurs, she whips out a strap-on and starts pegging Brad. Kato cheers them on.


3. Kato takes a turn screwing Brad. Ann cheers them on. "Ah, yeah, that's my fantasy," she says.

I have found various clips of this scene. (The titles come from the web pages; they are not mine.)

Ann Parker flaunts her tits and gets in threesome cock (parts of 1 and 2 in list above)

Bisexual Clit Buffing (1)

Bisexual Threesome Pegging (2)

Living Room Bisexual Threesome: Hot chick Ann Parker was more than happy to entertain two bisexual men (2 and 3)

Bisexual Ass Ramming: Ann Parker (3)

Note: Ann has old-school pubes. I like to see natural women in porn, but your mileage may vary. Brad appears to be a rare kind of man in bisexual porn: a perennial bottom.

Michelle brings home a hot stud ...

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Violet and Rye get ready to milk it

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Uncommon Appetites: Milk It. Posted: 31 Mar 2011 01:13 PM PDT

Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging

Taisa Banx and her husband are at party. He says he's feeling adventurous, but when they notice a man both of them find attractive, and Taisa says she'd like to see her husband "do him," Mr. T. suddenly feels shy. ("Maybe he could suck my dick at the most," he says.)

They approach him; turns out he's a French guy. (This may be Mark "Frenchy" Gallifiore, but if so, I was incorrect in my identification of him as the third guy in another scene in this video.)

Taisa kisses him, then has her husband pull down his pants. Taisa goes down on him first, but Hubby soon joins in. They really seem like a loving couple. Hubby kisses Taisa and removes the hair from her eyes as she goes down on Frenchy. Taisa holds the penis and gently pushes Hubby's head onto it when it's his turn.

After a while, everyone strips, and Hubby goes down on Taisa as she goes down on Frenchy. Taisa turns the other way and now has her husband in her mouth and Frenchy's mouth on her pussy. "Why don't we share his dick?" Taisa says, and Frenchy moves around to go down on her husband's cock with her.

"This was a good idea, honey."

"Very adventurous." She and Frenchy continue sucking. "Why don't you guys do something a little more adventurous?"

"What did you have in mind, honey?"

To Frenchy, holding her husband's erect penis: "Why don't you ride this dick?"

"Sure!"

"Hop on."

As Frenchy climbs on reverse-cowboy style, Taisa says she's always wanted to see this. She watches the guys screw then, at Hubby's suggestion, strokes Frenchy's cock. They change positions, so Hubby screws Frenchy from behind as he goes down on Taisa.

They trade places again, so Hubby can screw Taisa from behind and she can go down on Frenchy. Then Taisa rides Hubby reverse-cowgirl, while Frenchy licks her breast and strokes himself.

Taisa gets off and dons a strap-on. She puts it into Frenchy's ass, and Hubby inserts his cock in his mouth. Both guys masturbate; Frenchy comes with the strap-on still inside, and Hubby comes on his chest.

"Oh, baby, I love watching you fuck guys," says Taisa, "Let's do it more."

I love how everyone in this scene (especially the ones playing husband and wife) seems to want everyone else to have pleasure. There's no suggestion of femdom or cuckoldry. (I know some of you are interested in such things -- and that's fine as long as everyone involved is having a good time -- but it's not my cup of tea.)

My only quibble: I would have liked to see Taisa have an orgasm. Maybe she could have masturbated while watching the guys fool around or during her own screwing. Or maybe the guys could have been a bit more dedicated in their cunnilingual endeavors. And for those of you scoring along at home: Although Frenchy does get pegged by Taisa, he never gets to have vaginal intercourse with her. Some might find that a violation of the promise made by the title of the video, but I don't.

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Find it wherever fine porn is sold, rented, and streamed.

Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 4: MILF Magdalene St. Michaels leads bisexual threesome

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Porn made for and by women; Rye's rubdown

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Porn made for women, by women | Life and style | guardian.co.uk Posted: 25 Mar 2011 06:40 AM PDT H/T Sexsecrets blog

Uncommon Appetites: Rubdown. Posted: 25 Mar 2011 06:38 AM PDT

Bisexual Threesome and Strapon3 (Chris Dano and Sindy Lange)

I was reviewing my links on Delicious.com and rediscovered "Bisexual Threesome and Strapon3," a video that has almost everything I love to see in porn. I can't believe I haven't written about it here before.

The plot is silly -- Chris Dano and Sindy Lange interview another guy for a job and matters quickly turn to sex -- but at least it has a plot! (I don't know the name of the other guy, so I'll call him the Applicant.) I'm going to describe this scene with copious links to other places I've written about erotica with similar themes. I hope you get as much pleasure following these links as I did.

Chris and Sindy apparently have a regular lunch date, and he keeps talking about snacking on her "box of cookies." She sits on the desk, and he goes down on her until she has a nice orgasm.

Just then, there's a knock on the door. The Applicant (whose appointment Chris had forgotten) shows up. (Now we have our threesome, made up of two men and a woman.) Chris invites the Applicant and Sindy to sit down. Sindy sits and touches herself as Chris berates the Applicant about his appearance. After the Applicant leaves the room to fill out some papers, Sindy says, "You know what we need to do? I think we both need to fuck this guy." To illustrate her plans, she pulls out a strap-on dildo and lists various sex acts they will perform with the Applicant, but not including the Applicant screwing her.

The Applicant comes back, and Sindy has him suck the dildo. Next, she has Chris pull out his large organ and has the Applicant "suck some real cock." She pushes his head to have him suck Chris deeply. Then they have him alternate between dildo and cock.

They strip off the Applicant's underwear and bend him over a chair. Chris thinks he's too nervous, so they give him a reprieve and let him masturbate as he watches Sindy go down on Chris.

Soon, however, Chris is screwing the Applicant. Sindy cheers on the guys and talks about how wet she's getting watching them.

Sindy takes her turn and pegs the Applicant. She and Chris encourage him to take the dildo deeply and to masturbate. "If he comes from this, he's definitely got the job," they agree. The Applicant does indeed reach orgasm and ejaculate as Sindy is pegging him.

Next, Chris sits in the chair, and Sindy strokes herself as she rides him reverse cowgirl. She comes several more times, pausing occasionally to remove Chris' cock and rub it on her pussy.

Sindy gets off Chris and sucks and strokes him. The Applicant, who has been watching all this, is invited to have Chris ejaculate on his face.

Two new amateur strap-on videos

Well, new to me, anyway.

Sissy Boy Fucked by Wife 3 She won't let him touch her breasts and she calls him "bitch." (Tip of the dildo to A Married Sub)

Strap-on Cumming Slut He wears white stockings, she wears panties and calls him a slut. He comes in the end. (Tip of the dildo to Strapon Fan)

These aren't my kind of relationships, but the pegging is hot!

Jetzt ganz tief in seinen geilen Popo ...

Lovely picture over at Bend Over Boyfriend. Two nurses on one man, one of them using a strap-on, the other sitting on his face and ministering to his penis. Thanks to my friends at Google Translate, I can tell you they're saying something like this in German:

"Now deep into his horny ass with the rubber thing: Just look how beautifully he squirts!!!"

Rye is a take charge guy

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Uncommon Appetites: A Take Charge Guy. Posted: 07 Mar 2011 07:56 AM PST Rye masturbates with an anal toy. His wife Violet documents the proceedings.

Bisexual Guy F*cks His Boyfriend and Hot Brunette

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Spreading santorum

I don't usually get into politics here, but this is too much:

WASHINGTON — Former Sen. Rick Santorum's crushing 18-point loss in his 2006 re-election bid in Pennsylvania seems an unlikely launching pad for a White House run.

Yet the outspoken conservative, once a rising star in the GOP, has gotten an early jump on the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, with visits to early primary and caucus states, including New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina. He's hired two veteran GOP operatives in Iowa and one in New Hampshire.

Let's not forget what "santorum" means and why it's called what it is.

Hot Bisexual Threesome

Here's a very nice video: Hot Bisexual Threesome. Starts with a man-woman couple getting it on -- sucking, 69, and so on. He's muscular with a long, curved penis. She's a thin brunette. She likes to touch herself as her man screws her. (This is something I like to do myself, and I like to see it in porn. You -- or your partner -- can do it, too.)

Another man walks down the beach and into their house. The first man invites him in. He's got gorgeous blue eyes and wears an earring. The woman sits on Muscles' face; she and Blue Eyes take turns sucking his cock. Blue Eyes gets into a 69 with the woman and sucks Muscles some more.

Blue Eyes screws the woman, she touches herself, and both share Muscles' cock.

The woman sits on Blue Eyes' face as Muscles gets ready to screw him. She shifts to holding his legs up, then touching herself, while cheering on the guys. Blue Eyes strokes himself to orgasm. Later, she sucks Blue Eyes and Muscles comes in her face.

Strapon until he comes

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Strapon until I cum (Yuvutu) Short, but very nice amateur video. Tip of the dildo to Married Sub for pointing this out. Posted: 06 Feb 2011 01:54 PM PST