She's looking for Messrs. Right

One of the great things about the Internet is that everything you remember seeing or reading or hearing turns up again sooner or later. I remember this commercial from the 1980s, but I don't think I thought about its implications at the time.

This woman is strutting around in a bar singing about how she's looking for Mr. Right, but all the men appear to be monsters (and probably don't smell nice). (I don't recommend doing this in real life!) This is what she sings:

Men, you better not come on too strong,
If you want to take me out tonight.
I've had enough of Mr. Wrong,
I want to be with Mr. Right.

So she picks them up by handing them deodorant, thus turning them into cute guys in the process. By my count, she's got at least three guys ready to go home with her. It would appear she's not so much looking for Mr. Right, but Messrs.* Rightnow. I knew there was a reason I liked this commercial.



* Messrs. is the plural of Mr.

New Amateur Pegging Video

Hey hi all and happy new year.

This amateur pegging video (at least it appears to be amateurs) is making the rounds. Enjoy!

From Sensual Pegging (via FemDom Hotwife Cuckold Interracial). Tip of the dildo to both.

Ruined Orgasms II

Even if The Boyfriend has lost interest in ruined orgasms, it doesn't mean I have. I keep searching for good videos on this subject, but most of them are too femdommy for me (humiliation, men in leather masks, and actual torture of men's genitalia; word to the wise: avoid anything that says CBT). However, here's three I like:

Title and Link: Wife gives slow handjob with ruined orgasm
Participants: Wife and husband
Faces: No
Special Features: She lets go of his penis multiple times, but when she does it the last time, he yelps "Oh, no, no, please!" and ejaculates. She just chuckles and tells him how pretty and sexy he is.
Length: 8:01

Title and Link: Girl from work ruined orgasm
Participants: "Girl from work" and man
Faces: No
Special Features: Cock ring. Nice, long video. Consensual ruined orgasm, because he actually tells her when to stop stroking.
Length: 16:30

Title and Link: Nurse ruins orgasm three times!
Participants: Nurse and patient
Faces: Hers
Special Features: He ejaculates three times in the course of the video. She wears a uniform and safety gogles (CFNM).
Length: 9:49

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

Ruined Orgasms III

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

When is a man's orgasm not an orgasm? When it's a ruined orgasm. Yep, it's another mystery of boyparts.

Here's how it works. You give your man a handjob. You get him very close to coming. Then you let go. If all goes well, his erect penis will twitch and ejaculate. If he's not quite ready, stroke him some more and let go. Repeat as necessary. (If your man is enough of a submissive, you might get him to tell you when he's close to coming.)

You get to enjoy what appears to be a (potentially spectacular) male orgasm. He, on the other hand, will feel frustrated that you didn't stroke him to completion. (It's similar to the anal/prostate orgasm without penile stimulation that I've written about before.)

Unless you're a total femdom, I recommend you discuss this with your man and get his OK before doing it. I don't recommend springing it on him unannounced; that would be cruel. (Of course, if you are a total femdom, that's probably a selling point.)

I talked about this with The Boyfriend, and he agreed to try it. So we did. He said it was, um, interesting, but he's in no hurry to do it again.

I learned about ruined orgasms from Ruined Orgasms at the blog Caroline Cucks Michael (includes a 9-minute video of multiple ruined orgasms). Here's another video compilation.

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms II

Ruined Orgasms III

What if the man wore the strap-on?

That's the musical question asked by This dude gets assisted by a strap-on. Not what I expected from the title, but interesting nonetheless.

Wifey's Surprise

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Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

I've discovered a very nice blog, Le plaisir du massage de la prostate (the pleasure of prostate massage). A Frenchwoman named Marianne posts videos of women pegging (or otherwise prostate-stimulating) men. Yes, it's in French, but you can understand the language of love ... and buttplay.

Here's a video I found on her blog (tip of the dildo). A sex educator named Jaiya talks about "anal play for men." It differs from many of the videos on the blog in that it's tamer than most of them (nothing explicitly shown), it's more educational, and it's in English.



Earlier posts in this series:

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Amateur buttplug video

Wife uses buttplug to give her husband anal pleasure is just what it says. What else do you need to know? She wears nothing but a bra and slaps his ass several times. He doesn't come. Some of you might choose to believe she's denying him an orgasm. I like to think he got to come later.

Michelle brings home a hot stud ...

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Two new amateur strap-on videos

Well, new to me, anyway.

Sissy Boy Fucked by Wife 3 She won't let him touch her breasts and she calls him "bitch." (Tip of the dildo to A Married Sub)

Strap-on Cumming Slut He wears white stockings, she wears panties and calls him a slut. He comes in the end. (Tip of the dildo to Strapon Fan)

These aren't my kind of relationships, but the pegging is hot!

Bisexual Guy F*cks His Boyfriend and Hot Brunette

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Hot Bisexual Threesome

Here's a very nice video: Hot Bisexual Threesome. Starts with a man-woman couple getting it on -- sucking, 69, and so on. He's muscular with a long, curved penis. She's a thin brunette. She likes to touch herself as her man screws her. (This is something I like to do myself, and I like to see it in porn. You -- or your partner -- can do it, too.)

Another man walks down the beach and into their house. The first man invites him in. He's got gorgeous blue eyes and wears an earring. The woman sits on Muscles' face; she and Blue Eyes take turns sucking his cock. Blue Eyes gets into a 69 with the woman and sucks Muscles some more.

Blue Eyes screws the woman, she touches herself, and both share Muscles' cock.

The woman sits on Blue Eyes' face as Muscles gets ready to screw him. She shifts to holding his legs up, then touching herself, while cheering on the guys. Blue Eyes strokes himself to orgasm. Later, she sucks Blue Eyes and Muscles comes in her face.

Strapon until he comes

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Strapon until I cum (Yuvutu) Short, but very nice amateur video. Tip of the dildo to Married Sub for pointing this out. Posted: 06 Feb 2011 01:54 PM PST

Prostate massage and handjob

Delicious/vickiep

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Prostate massage and handjob Posted: 28 Jan 2011 05:00 PM PST Video: First time anal play for him!

Goldie strapon

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Goldie strapon Posted: 08 Jan 2011 08:10 PM PST

CFNM Strap-on Videos

As I've written before, I'm not into dominance with my pegging, but there's a mild form of dominance that some of you might find interesting. It's called clothed-female-nude-male (CFNM). I guess the idea is that the man has to degrade himself by getting naked, but the woman doesn't. I wouldn't have thought that it would go with pegging, but here's some videos that combine the two. They all feature a brunette woman wearing a jockey outfit and a strap-on dildo and a man wearing not so much.

• Brunette makes guy clean her boots, put his hands under her feet, and suck her "dick"
• Same couple pegging from a sitting position
• The brunette pegs the guy from a standing position
  
• Continuation, in which the brunette rides his ass and even holds his mouth like a horse's
  

Brunette loves being on top

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Top amateur pegging videos

Peg Me Harder: Top Ten Amateur Girl-on-Guy Strap-on Sex Videos

Tip of the dildo to Svetlana at Sex Secrets

Don't judge a video by its title

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"No one wants to play with dirty equipment"

Video link updated April 2015.