Thursday, June 20, 2019

Portrait of a Yilf: Lucas Frost

My new favorite YILF, or Youth I'd Like to Screw, is Lucas Frost. He is a beautiful, 28-year-old porn star. He sometimes wears a well-trimmed beard, but always has boyish good looks.

What I really want to write about, though, is his penis. I've noticed that often when he gets an erection, that gorgeous organ stands straight up! While many cute starlets in the adult film business have played with that penis, I'm more interested in what some of the sexiest MILFs have done with it. And it's not just because I am a "woman of a certain age" myself.

Benjamin Franklin — yes, that Benjamin Franklin — advised young men to make love to older women. The last reason was that "they are so grateful!" Women of a certain age have more options these days. But think about this: Let's say you're a woman who is close to 50. If you've been screwing men your own age, it's probably been a while since you've seen an erect penis that stood straight up. So, if you get your hands (or mouth or pussy) on such a penis, you're going to bestow upon it all the joy that your years of experience have taught you how to give.

So with that in mind, I went to IAFD to look up Lucas' appearances with the oldest and sexiest MILFs I could find. This is what I found:

  • Darla Crane
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2016
    • Her age: 50.3 (you go, woman!)
    • His age: 25.6
    • Age difference: 24.7 years
  • Syren De Mer
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2016
    • Her age: 47.3
    • His age: 25.7
    • Age difference: 21.6 years
  • Julia Ann
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2018
    • Her age: 48.8
    • His age: 27.5
    • Age difference: 21.3 years
  • Reagan Foxx
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2019
    • Her age: 48.9
    • His age: 28.1
    • Age difference: 20.8 years
  • Brenda James
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2017
    • Her age: 47.0
    • His age: 26.7
    • Age difference: 20.4 years
  • Dana Vespoli
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2017
    • Her age: 44.3
    • His age: 25.9
    • Age difference: 18.4 years
  • Brandi Love
    • Latest scene with Lucas: 2019
    • Her age: 45.8
    • His age: 27.9
    • Age difference: 17.8 years

While I was, um, researching this post, I discovered a different type of scene Lucas has done. I said above that I would totally worship Lucas' penis given the chance. (OK, I said "a woman close to 50" who hasn't seen a really virile penis in a while. You probably guessed that was about me. All right, I admit it.) But that doesn't mean Lucas shouldn't worship pussy sometimes, right? Well, in these scenes, he goes down on a woman until she comes. Then — get this — she sends him on his way. You might say he gets nothing in return. I wouldn't. Pussy worship is its own reward, dammit.

I am all for this kind of femdom practice. If Lucas were my sweetheart, I'd make him worship my pussy, make me come, and leave him with blue balls. But only for a day or two. I couldn't let that beautiful penis suffer any longer.

Sunday, February 24, 2019

What I like about erotica author Kirsten McCurran

A friend on GoodReads asked me what I like about the erotica author Kirsten McCurran.

What do I like about Kirsten McCurran?

The sex is hot, but that's true of all the top-rank cuckold/hotwife writers.

She experiments with different writing strategies. The one I just read, Carol's Trinity, is told in the present tense, rather than the past. Stephanie's Hotwife Seduction has the bull introduce cuckolding to the married couple (rather than having it be the husband's or the wife's idea), and the story is told from all three points of view.

The Hot Dates series (first, second, third) had some development as wife and husband get deeper into the lifestyle. Again it's told from both points of view. I wasn't keen on the dangerous character element that so many authors feel the need to introduce.

I'm not black or a man, but I think she gets black men right. When she has a black bull, she describes him as a real man with real emotions, not just a sex toy for the married couple to play with. That's true in Stephanie's Hotwife Seduction, Gentrified, and The Coach's Wife.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Othello by William Shakespeare: A review

I posted this to GoodReads not too long ago.  Over there, I hid the spoilers, but I figure my readers here are more literary sorts who already know the plot.

4/5 stars

I read "Othello" in high school and this is what I remember. So, Othello is this dashing African man serving in the Venetian military. Desdemona is a young woman from one of the most prominent families in Venice. She falls in love with Othello and marries him. And why not? He's strong, he's brave, he tells good stories. He's hot, I'm sure of it. (Just reading between the lines here, and my teacher said Shakespeare was bi, based on some stuff he wrote in the Sonnets.)

Some folks don't approve, though. Othello is subject to a lot of prejudice, and he's insecure inside. Othello gets jealous of Cassio, the cute young officer serving under him, when Desdemona has a friendly chat with him.

Desdemona probably would have liked to serve under Cassio, if you know what I mean. But they weren't screwing at all! It was all a lie made up by this Iago guy. But then Othello kills her anyway.]

I was so disappointed by the ending. But Shakespeare can write, so I give it four stars.