Friday, December 9, 2011

Wifey's Surprise

All I can say is: What a surprise!

In Wifey's Surprise, two guys, one about 18 and the other about 25, are in bed. They kiss, they go down on each other, even do 69. (It's hot and all, but I think there's a reason I don't usually watch gay porn. When there's two guys and no woman, it's all about sex. There's no drama, no fantasy, and most important, no place for me to imagine myself into the scene.)

The younger, hairier guy is sucking the older guy, who in turn is fingering his lover's ass, when in walks Wifey (blonde, glasses, short black skirt).

Wifey: "What the hell?"

Hubby: "I can explain. It's not what you think." (I'd like to hear that explanation! LOL.)

Lover: "You're married?" (Starts to get dressed.)

Wifey: "Yes, he's married -- to me. So, I've been working all day, and you're home ... having some guy suck your dick."

Hubby: [Protests]

Wifey: "Hold on. You're not getting off that easy. I want you to perform for me. I want you to suck my husband's dick."

She sits on the bed and prepares to enjoy the view. She takes off her skirt, exposes her breasts, and starts to touch herself.

"A cute boy sucking your cock," Wifey marvels. "If I had known, we could be having threesomes all the time."

"You sure you're OK with it?" he asks her.

"Yeah, it's hot!" she says. "I didn't know I'd be OK with it, but yeah."

He checks with his lover, but he can't really talk with his mouth full.

Wifey strips off the rest of her clothes and goes to kiss Hubby. He fondles her breast and she touches herself.

He suggests "sharing" and lies down. His wife and lover both suck his penis from their respective sides. At one point, the camera moves behind Wifey's kneeling body, so we see through her legs, past her pussy, to the penis she and her husband's lover are sharing.

Wifey lies down next to Hubby, so she can watch and masturbate as the lover rides her husband reverse cowboy style. She sits up to watch more closely.

"Yeah, you like my husband's cock in your ass, don't you?" she says.

She lies back and says to her husband, "Why don't you fuck him like the dog he is?"

The guys get up and screw doggy style. Wifey kneels behind her husband, still masturbating.

She kisses her husband to encourage him in his screwing.

"I think I want a piece of that ass," Wifey says as she puts on a strap-on and inserts it into their lover. Hubby fondles his ass and back, then gives him his penis to suck.

Hubby lies down, so his lover can suck him and his wife can sit on his face. "You lick pussy as good as you suck dick," she says. "Umm, that's my husband."

They trade places. Wifey takes her place on Hubby's penis, riding him reverse cowgirl, as their lover offers his penis for Hubby's mouth.

Again they swap positions. Wifey takes Hubby from behind and their lover in her mouth.

All three lie on the bed and masturbate. The men are looking at each other. They come, then she sits up and masturbates to orgasm, too.

3 comments:

  1. Well that actually happening in real life is pretty laughable but I can see how the fantasy would be a turn on if you let yourself ignore the improbabilities.

    Just wondering, how common is it for a woman to fantasize about watching two men perform for them this way?

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  2. Not very common. If you're going to have a threesome, it's better if all parties consent and work out the details in advance.

    I was thinking recently about the fact that there's all this cuckold porn out there, right? Clearly a subset of men fantasize about their women making love with another man. (And apparently there are women who will make the sacrifice and do it for them!)

    But do you ever hear about cuckoldress porn (for lack of a better term)? I don't think there are very many women who fantasize about their man making love with another woman (or another man). Probably has something to do with power differences in real life. All too many men are cheating on their women, so it's not a turn-on as a fantasy.

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