Santorum, one more time

Even though we won't have Rick Santorum to kick around any more (for now, anyway), we can still enjoy these words of wisdom from Porn Stars against Santorum and participate in Wank Out 2012 at 8 p.m. on May 1.

Spreading santorum

I don't usually get into politics here, but this is too much:

WASHINGTON — Former Sen. Rick Santorum's crushing 18-point loss in his 2006 re-election bid in Pennsylvania seems an unlikely launching pad for a White House run.

Yet the outspoken conservative, once a rising star in the GOP, has gotten an early jump on the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, with visits to early primary and caucus states, including New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina. He's hired two veteran GOP operatives in Iowa and one in New Hampshire.

Let's not forget what "santorum" means and why it's called what it is.