Showing posts with label mmf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mmf. Show all posts

Friday, October 27, 2017

Birthday wishlist: an open letter to The Boyfriend

Dearest Boy,

As you know, my birthday is coming up. It's not a big one like a couple years ago,1 but a girl's birthday is a girl's birthday, so I'm dreaming big. (I know I may not get any of these wishes, but being with you will make it a special day.)

I've listed my wishes with descriptions and links to illustrative videos (for the reader's enjoyment).

Male strippers

One or more gorgeous guys to dance naked for my girlfriends and me. They should be strippers with benefits (i.e., we women get to touch the merchandise).

A lover

We've talked about how I'd like to cuckold you with another man. And you want it, too. You just have to get to the point where you're more turned on by the idea than you are tortured with jealousy. If we do this, I'd like an attractive man with whom I'll have some chemistry, but I promise not to fall in love with him.

A threesome (MFM)

Two men lavishing all their attention on me. (You are welcome to join in as one of the male participants, my sweet, or you could arrange for two other men to make love to me.)

A threesome (MMF)

Same as above, except that the men give some (homoerotic) attention to each other, for my viewing pleasure. (You are welcome to join in here, too, if you want to indulge your bisexual tendencies.)

  • Her boyfriend (?) brings her flowers and sings happy birthday, but her real gift is a threesome with another man
  • A mature wife and hubby are in bed celebrating her birthday, when a friend shows up. What's he doing here? Is he just here to film? Is he a playmate for the wife? Or is he a playmate for both of them? Spoiler: The answer becomes clear when he starts to suck hubby's penis.

Moresome

Three or more men and li'l ol' me. Sorry, no women, I'm not very interested in lesbian activity.

All my love,
Vickie

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1. If you're not The Boyfriend and you're interested in my age, etc., see my social media at Pornhub, Xhamster, Xvideos, Diigo, GoodReads

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Vickie's Vocabulary, ver. 1.0

My friends say I can curse like a sailor, but this isn't about four-letter words (mostly). It's about the terms for sexual organs and acts that I use for posts here on my blog, for my favorites on Xvideos, and for my links on Diigo.

Adorable, beautiful, cute, gorgeous, hot, lovely, pretty, sweet
These words, which used to be applied almost exclusively to women, are now frequently used by women to apply to men's faces, bodies, and body parts. I think it reflects a changing power dynamic. Women look at, admire, and lust after male beauty and are not ashamed to admit it.
Anal sex
The insertion of a penis or a strap-on dildo into one's partner's anus for purposes of sexual pleasure; anal intercourse. (Yes, I know this violates my rule about using the word Sex for more than just intercourse.) See also Assplay, Pegging, Men fucking.
Anilingus
Licking of the anus. Syn.: Rimming.
Assplay
Sexual activity involving the buttocks or anus other than anal intercourse. See also Anal sex.
Balls
A man's testicles. They're called "balls" because they're fun to play with. Find some balls and play with them today.
Bull
See Lover.
CFNM
Clothed female, nude male. It's indicative of a woman's power in the encounter that she gets to keep her clothes on while the man must strip nude. Often part of femdom and male stripper scenes.
Cock
See Penis.
Come, to
verb To have an orgasm (male or female). Combining form: come inside
Creampie
Often used for a man's deposit of cum in a woman's pussy or anus. I use it to mean the act of a man eating a deposit of cum from a woman's pussy or anus. Often the one eating is a cuckold, the pussy belongs to his wife, and the cum came from her lover.
Crossdresser
See Transvestite
Cuckold
noun A husband whose wife is having sex with others. In modern fetish usage, the wife is usually conducting her extracurricular affairs with her husband's knowledge and consent. If everyone's agreeable, she may see her lover in her husband's presence and even with his participation. There may or may not be an element of humiliation in his status. See also Hotwife.
Cuckold, to
verb To make a man a cuckold. Example: Vickie cuckolded her husband Sam when she spent the night with her lover Lex.
Cum
noun The ejaculatory fluid that normally accompanies the male orgasm. Combining terms: cum eating, cumswap, cumplay. See also Creampie
Dick
See Penis.
Dildo
An artificial penis used for sexual pleasure. See also Vibrator.
Femdom
Any form of female dominance over men. May include cuckolding, humiliation, CFNM, orgasm denial/ruined orgasm, forced bisexuality, pegging, or sadomasochism.
Forced Bisexuality
When an ordinarily heterosexual man is forced by a woman to engage in homoerotic acts with another man. Sometimes part of cuckold or MMF scenes.
Frot
The practice of men rubbing their penises together. This is hot. You should do it if you're a man and you get a chance. You should also invite a straight woman to watch.
Frotteur
A man who rubs himself on others against their will. This is gross (and often illegal); don't do it.
Fucking
See Screwing, Anal sex, Men fucking.
Hotwife
A wife whose husband encourages her to have sex with others. The hotwife does not humiliate her husband, and he does not feel humiliated by her acts. See also Cuckold.
IR
Interracial sex; sex between partners of different races, usually black men and white women. (One of these days, I'll have to write a blog post about why that is.)
  • Diigo: My IR links
Jacking off
Male masturbation.
Jilling off
Female masturbation.
Lover
Technically, anyone who is a sex partner of another. Frequently used to mean the sex partner of a married person other than his or her spouse. In the cuckold world, the wife's lover is often called a "bull."
Male chastity device
A mechanical device that prevents a man from having an orgasm or even getting an erection. His femdom partner will normally take custody of the key.
Male prostitutes
Men who provide sexual services in exchange for money. Women as well as men avail themselves of these services.
Male strippers
See CFNM
Masturbatrix
See Ruined orgasm
Men fucking
Male-male anal intercourse. Men seem rougher with each other and so merit the term, I think.
MFF
A one-man-two-woman threesome. Usually there is sexual contact between the two women.
MFM
A two-men-one-woman threesome in which the men do not have sexual contact with each other. (Notice the "M"s don't touch each other.)
MILF
An older woman -- at least by porn standards -- who is still considered sexually desirable. (Origin: "Mother I'd like to fuck.")
Milking
See Prostate massage / Milking
MMF
A two-men-one-woman threesome in which the men have sexual contact with each other (i.e., the men are or act bisexual). (Notice the "M"s touch each other.)
MMMF, MMMMF, etc.
A woman with three or more men. Usually the woman is the center of attention (i.e., there's no homoerotic stuff), but there are too many "M"s and not enough "F"s to indicate that in the abbreviation.
Orgasm denial
When a man's partner -- usually a dominant woman -- denies him the right to have an orgasm. Note that he may still be allowed to release semen, but not to have a fully satisfying orgasm. See also Male chastity device, Prostate massage / milking, Ruined orgasm.
Outercourse
Non-penetratrive sexual practices in which the man does not get to put his penis in a vagina, anus, or mouth. It's kept out of those orifices. See also Vulva
Pegging
The act of a woman using a strap-on dildo to have anal intercourse with a man.
Penis
The most prominent male genital organ. It's a cute name for a cute organ, whether erect or flaccid. Alternate names sound too brutal to me. Combining term: penis-vulva rubbing
Prostate massage / milking
A man's lover fingers his prostate through his anus. If there is little or no penile stimulation, the result is that the man emits semen, but does not have an orgasm.
Pubic hair
Hair that grows around the genitalia of mature adults. I like to see women in porn who look like women.
Pussy
The female genitalia, including vagina, vulva, labia, and clitoris. The anatomical terms seem too clinical and specific most of the time. And I won't even entertain the c-word. Treat your pussy well and she'll treat you well.
Rimming
See Anilingus
Ruined orgasm
A man's lover provides penile stimulation -- if she is a dominant woman, she is sometimes called a masturbatrix -- but only up to a point. Just before he would experience a full orgasm, she lets go. He emits semen and feels some pleasure, but less than he would during a fully satisfying orgasm.
Screwing
Male-female vaginal intercourse. It seems like a more gentle, loving word than any of the alternatives. See also Anal sex, Men fucking.
Sex
The entire gamut of intimate human contact. It can involve genitalia, anuses, mouths, hands, and other organs. It is not limited to intercourse.
Sloppy seconds
A second man screws a woman immediately after another man has screwed her. Often refers to a cuckold husband taking his turn screwing his wife after her lover got to have her first.
Small breasts
A- or B-cup sized breasts. As a woman with a slim body type, I like to see actresses with small boobs get the cute guy sometimes. Some of my favorite small-breasted actresses went on to get boob jobs during their careers, but I especially admire India Summer for keeping her figure in more ways than one.
Strap-on sex
One partner uses a strap-on dildo to screw the other in ways she or he couldn't do with their natural equipment. It can be a woman screwing a man in the ass (this is known as Pegging), a woman screwing another woman, or a man screwing a woman, in order to double penetrate her with his penis and the dildo. (I've never heard of male-male strap-on sex, but maybe it happens.)
Transvestite
One who wears clothing traditionally worn by the other gender, most often a man wearing women's clothes. Syn.: Crossdresser
Tribadism
The act of one woman rubbing her genitalia on another woman's body, often her genitalia as well.
Vibrator
A buzzing toy used for sexual pleasure. It may or may not be penis-shaped. See also Dildo.
Vulva
The external parts of a woman's genitalia, mainly the labia and the clitoris. Combining term: Penis-vulva rubbing. See also Pussy.
Women who like to watch
A straight woman who enjoys viewing men getting it on. (I'm not proud of the tag I use for this on Diigo. My only excuse is that the site limits the total number of characters users can have in tags for a link.)
Zaftig
Pleasingly plump. Although I have a slim body type, some of my favorite MILFs have curvy breasts, bellies, and butts. (Origin: "juicy," Yiddish and German)

Thursday, August 4, 2011

MMF + Pegging: Videos that feature both bisexual threesomes and strap-on sex

The tagline of this blog says "One woman's thoughts about pegging, bisexual erotica ..." For such a woman (for her mind, her eyes, and -- let's face it -- her crotch), what could be better than a scene that combines bisexuality and strap-on sex? Every once in a while, you're lucky enough to find a video that includes pegging in a bisexual (MMF threesome) scene.

And I know that some of you think along the same lines. Someone recently found my site by plugging "mmf" and "pegging" into a search engine. And a while back, someone requested my "must-see strap-on/bi movies list". I've written about such scenes, of course, but Blogger doesn't make it easy to combine tags in a search. So I've gathered some links to my reviews of MMF + pegging scenes. I don't guarantee everything here is "must-see," but I hope it will make things easier for those of you (us) who want to see pegging and an MMF threesome in the same scene. (Oh, the sacrifices I go through for my loyal readers!)

First off, you've got to seek out the Bi Bi American Pie series. Every scene in these movies features pegging plus an MMF threesome. You can't go wrong.

Ann Parker in bisexual threesome with pegging - Unfortunately, I've only been able to find parts of this scene, but it is a fine one.

Outdoor Bisexual MMF - A hot scene, with DP even.

French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome - Married couple with porn star and strap-on.

Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging - A threesome in which all involved seem to having fun

Unlike Blogger, Delicious does allow combining of tags in a search. Here's what I have there that's tagged MMF and pegging. Some of the links there are also on my blog, but there are others that I haven't gotten around to blogging about.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 3: They get married and have a bisexual threesome

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the video They get married and have a bisexual threesome, a woman and two men are sitting around chatting. The woman and one of the men is darker skinned. I'm guessing from the title that they just got married, and they are trying to convince the lighter-skinned man (the best man?) to join them in a threesome. I don't know any of this, since all of them are speaking French. (Please, would someone who speaks French post in the comments below to let me know what they're saying?)

The newlyweds start kissing, but soon the other man is kissing the woman, too. Her breasts are exposed, she encourages the men to kiss, more clothes are removed. She goes down on her husband, and the guys swap a lot more spit. She encourages the other man to suck her husband's cock, which he does gingerly at first, then eagerly. The woman sucks both men. The husband takes a turn sucking the other man's penis. The wife and the other man take turns sucking the husband. As the other man gets his licks in, the wife lies back and lets her husband finger her pussy.

The wife rides her husband reverse cowgirl. The other man gives her his penis to suck. They change positions.

The wife now rides the other man and sucks her husband.

The husband gets on the other man and rides him reverse cowboy, as the wife sits on his face. They switch positions. The other man is still screwing the husband, but this time the husband is the one licking the wife's pussy.

Back to the wife screwing her husband and sucking the other man. The husband takes her anally, too. The husband leans forward to suck the other man's cock.

The video ends there, unfortunately, but I think the viewer gets the idea.




Earlier posts in this series

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the first video I'm going to write about, it starts out with a French Bi Couple coming home. She's a tall, stylish Frenchwoman; he's kind of funny looking, like Fred Armisen. They come in the house, she sits on the couch, and he stops to put on a gay porn video. (Much as I enjoy homoerotic video, I don't think I would appreciate it if The Boyfriend did this when we were making love.) They start making out and getting undressed. The husband goes down on his wife for a little while, then they start screwing.

No sooner do they get started, however, than the husband notices the man on screen. He and his wife chat and giggle for a bit, then he picks up the phone. (What do they say just then? If you speak French, please post a comment and let me know.) Apparently, they called the porn star, and he comes over, while they're still sitting around naked! Introductions all around, he gets a good look at the couple, more giggling. They seem to talk about his performance in the video.

The porn star starts kissing and fondling the wife. He goes down on her -- much more seriously than her husband did! He takes his clothes off, including some sort of tank top with buttons. The wife goes down on him. He gets the rest of his clothes off and fingers and licks her pussy.

The porn star inserts his thick penis into her and gives her a lovely screwing. Her moans sound close to coming. He leans back and pulls her on top. At this point, the husband, who has been offscreen and apparenly feeling neglected, comes back with a strap-on. They examine the toy and talk about it for a while. (Again, what are they saying here?)

As the wife slides on the strap-on, the husband goes down on the porn star. She kisses him and pegs her husband. The guys arrange themselves into a 69, and the wife continues to peg her husband. The porn star slaps his ass a few times.

The wife gets off, and the porn star screws the husband. The wife comes back and fondles both guys as they screw. The porn star moves forward to masturbate in the husband's face. As he does so, the wife plays with the husband's ass and penis.

The wife sucks her husband until he comes buckets in her face. She then sucks him some more to clean him off.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Hot Amateur MMF Video: Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy

Update: This video seems to have been taken offline. This is one of my most popular posts, so clearly many of you are looking for it. It was one of my favorites, too. I'm sorry it's gone.

Sometimes, after I've been watching commercial porn for a while, I forget the sheer passion and sexual electricity of amateur videos. Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy is quite hot. It appears to feature real people, not actors, who are all into each other and into what they are doing.

It starts with a 40ish couple getting undressed and getting in bed. He's fit; she's blonde and delightfully curvy. Soon, however, another nude man (bald, also fit) appears. They all kiss and fondle each other. Hubby goes down on his wife. Their buddy lies alongside and focuses on the woman's upper body. Hubby goes back and forth between his wife's pussy and his buddy's penis. They trade places: hubby kisses her lips and breasts, while their buddy ministers to her pussy.

Buddy also sucks Hubby as he strokes his wife's pussy. Buddy moves around to the wife's head, where she can hold his penis so Hubby can suck him. Buddy reaches down to fondle her pussy.

The wife takes over sucking Buddy, as Hubby goes to screw her. Hubby takes a turn sucking Buddy, but continues to thrust hard and fast into his wife.

Then everyone rotates. Buddy lies down on the bed, Wife straddles him taking his penis into her, and Hubby goes around behind and takes her anally. That's right, it's double penetration (DP). Hubby does most of the thrusting, but the wife sounds as if she's experiencing some amazing sensations. (Unfortunately, the viewer cannot see her face during this portion of the scene.)

Hubby pulls out, and Wife continues to ride Buddy cowgirl-style. Hubby stands over them, so Wife can suck him. Then he bends down to give Buddy a turn.

Again, everyone moves. Buddy screws Wife in the pussy, and Hubby screws her mouth. The two guys hold each other's asses as if to encourage thrusting. Hubby reaches down and strokes his wife's pussy, as the other man screws her. (I've said before that I wish there was more of this in MMF videos: when the woman and one man are performing heterosexual acts, the other man can and should provide some extra attention to the woman's pussy.)

Buddy and Wife shift to kissing and slow screwing, as Hubby prepares to enter him anally. They engage in what I call a "man sandwich" for some time. They get a good rhythm going, and everyone seems to be getting off -- not least the wife. At one point, Hubby pulls out and goes around to the front to have Buddy suck him while continuing to screw his wife. Then they go back to the man sandwich.

Change places. Wife lies on the pillows and has a sip of wine as she watches Hubby start to screw Buddy. She slides down so Hubby can stroke her pussy.

Back to the woman. As Wife sucks Budy's cock, Hubby alternately strokes her pussy, has Buddy stroke his cock, has Buddy suck his cock, watches the other two and masturbates, and has Buddy suck him some more. (It's possible that Hubby comes in his friend's mouth, but if so, it happens off the top of the screen.) Hubby walks around the bed, leans over the other two (kissing his wife's breasts or sucking his buddy's penis, I'm not sure), walks around again, then sits down as if to watch and masturbate some more. That's when the video ends.

The men don't seem to come on camera, but if not, I think we can assume they did soon after filming stopped. All in all, a very hot 48-minute amateur video.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Porn I Like, part 2: Plots

I like a good story as much as the next woman, but I generally look for that in erotic novels. I don't expect to find it in the genres of visual porn I prefer. If you've read this blog for any length of time, you know what those are:
  • Pegging videos

  • Bisexual (MMF threesome) videos

Pegging plots

If a pegging video has a plot, it's likely to be a dominant woman forcing an unwilling man to get fucked with her strap-on, insulting him all the while. (Here's a mild example: Strap Attack 11, featuring Charisma Cappelli) I prefer non-dominant pegging.

Bisexual plots

If a bisexual threesome video has a plot, it's likely to be one of two types:
  • The woman tells her man she wants to have an MMF threesome. He's reluctant; maybe he says he's only received a blowjob from another guy. But before he can definitely say no, the other guy shows up and the threesome is on. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 4: MILF Magdalene St. Michaels leads bisexual threesome )

  • A dominant woman (again) forces her man to watch while she has sex with another man -- cuckolds him, in other words -- insulting him by telling him that the other guy is a better lover and has a larger penis. Then she'll force her man to play the "woman's role" by giving fellatio to the other man and receiving anal intercourse from him -- either way, he's the one getting penetrated. (A mild example, but a consensual one, which makes all the difference: Jennifer's husband comes out of the closet)

Of the two, I'd prefer the first scenario. But best of all is a loving menage, in which all parties seem to care about giving pleasure to everyone else. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging)

Earlier posts in this series:

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Please come inside, part 1: Hot College Bisexual Threesome

In Hot College Bisexual Threesome, the guys (young, buff) are kissing and taking their shirts off. The woman (cute bob, tanktop, short skirt) joins in. Soon pants come off. The blonde guy's penis goes in the dark-haired guy's mouth; his dick is sucked by the woman in turn. Soon everyone is nude.

The woman stands on the bed to have the blonde guy lick her pussy. He still has his penis in the other guy's mouth. Then she goes back down on the dark-haired guy.

The blonde guy goes around to penetrate the woman from behind. She's still sucking the dark-haired guy. He apparently reaches up and strokes her pussy. At first, I thought she was stroking herself, but now I'm sure it's the guy doing it. I'd like to see more of this in MMF threesome videos: when a man and a woman are screwing, the other guy could be stroking (or licking) her pussy.

The guys stop to kiss, then the blonde guy starts to screw the dark-haired guy, as the woman sits on his face. The blonde guy gets off to suck the dark-haired guy. Then the woman and blonde guy switch places: the woman moves to sit on his cock reverse-cowgirl, and the blonde guy puts his dick in his mouth. The woman soon turns around to cowgirl style.

The woman and blonde guy kiss, as the dark-haired guy thrusts from below. The blonde guy goes around the take her anally. Now she's having double penetration. All three bodies move together to allow both penises to thrust into her orifices. The blonde guy pulls out and, after just a few strokes with his hand, comes by rubbing his cock against the woman's ass. (I have to admit that's pretty hot!) The dark-haired guy thrusts quickly, then slows down to make some deep thrusts and come inside the woman's pussy. I love that old-fashioned touch in a dp scene!

All three kiss sweetly. They've all made each other very happy.

Note: The blonde guy wears a condom when he screws the dark-haired guy, but neither of them uses a condom when with the woman. I think that's a bad idea on the part of all three actors, especially since one of them is coming inside the woman. They are also bad examples to viewers of a video called "hot college bisexual threesome."

Monday, April 11, 2011

Ann Parker in bisexual threesome with pegging

Just a quick summary of this scene: Ann Parker is a pale brunette who wants her boyfriend, a thin Asian man named Kato, to give her a threesome for her birthday. Brad Slater is the third party who turns up on cue.


  1. The three arrange themselves for oral sex. Kato goes down on Ann, and Brad goes down on Kato.

  2. During a break in the action, when Ann wants to see some anal action and Kato demurs, she whips out a strap-on and starts pegging Brad. Kato cheers them on.

  3. Kato takes a turn screwing Brad. Ann cheers them on. "Ah, yeah, that's my fantasy," she says.



I have found various clips of this scene. (The titles come from the web pages; they are not mine.)

Ann Parker flaunts her tits and gets in threesome cock (parts of 1 and 2 in list above)

Bisexual Clit Buffing (1)

Bisexual Threesome Pegging (2)

Living Room Bisexual Threesome: Hot chick Ann Parker was more than happy to entertain two bisexual men (2 and 3)

Bisexual Ass Ramming: Ann Parker (3)

Note: Ann has old-school pubes. I like to see natural women in porn, but your mileage may vary. Brad appears to be a rare kind of man in bisexual porn: a perennial bottom.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging

Taisa Banx and her husband are at party. He says he's feeling adventurous, but when they notice a man both of them find attractive, and Taisa says she'd like to see her husband "do him," Mr. T. suddenly feels shy. ("Maybe he could suck my dick at the most," he says.)

They approach him; turns out he's a French guy. (This may be Mark "Frenchy" Gallifiore, but if so, I was incorrect in my identification of him as the third guy in another scene in this video.)

Taisa kisses him, then has her husband pull down his pants. Taisa goes down on him first, but Hubby soon joins in. They really seem like a loving couple. Hubby kisses Taisa and removes the hair from her eyes as she goes down on Frenchy. Taisa holds the penis and gently pushes Hubby's head onto it when it's his turn.

After a while, everyone strips, and Hubby goes down on Taisa as she goes down on Frenchy. Taisa turns the other way and now has her husband in her mouth and Frenchy's mouth on her pussy. "Why don't we share his dick?" Taisa says, and Frenchy moves around to go down on her husband's cock with her.



"This was a good idea, honey."

"Very adventurous." She and Frenchy continue sucking. "Why don't you guys do something a little more adventurous?"

"What did you have in mind, honey?"

To Frenchy, holding her husband's erect penis: "Why don't you ride this dick?"

"Sure!"

"Hop on."



As Frenchy climbs on reverse-cowboy style, Taisa says she's always wanted to see this. She watches the guys screw then, at Hubby's suggestion, strokes Frenchy's cock. They change positions, so Hubby screws Frenchy from behind as he goes down on Taisa.

They trade places again, so Hubby can screw Taisa from behind and she can go down on Frenchy. Then Taisa rides Hubby reverse-cowgirl, while Frenchy licks her breast and strokes himself.

Taisa gets off and dons a strap-on. She puts it into Frenchy's ass, and Hubby inserts his cock in his mouth. Both guys masturbate; Frenchy comes with the strap-on still inside, and Hubby comes on his chest.

"Oh, baby, I love watching you fuck guys," says Taisa, "Let's do it more."

I love how everyone in this scene (especially the ones playing husband and wife) seems to want everyone else to have pleasure. There's no suggestion of femdom or cuckoldry. (I know some of you are interested in such things -- and that's fine as long as everyone involved is having a good time -- but it's not my cup of tea.)

My only quibble: I would have liked to see Taisa have an orgasm. Maybe she could have masturbated while watching the guys fool around or during her own screwing. Or maybe the guys could have been a bit more dedicated in their cunnilingual endeavors. And for those of you scoring along at home: Although Frenchy does get pegged by Taisa, he never gets to have vaginal intercourse with her. Some might find that a violation of the promise made by the title of the video, but I don't.

free two-minute preview

Find it wherever fine porn is sold, rented, and streamed.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Bisexual Threesome and Strapon3 (Chris Dano and Sindy Lange)

I was reviewing my links on Delicious.com and rediscovered "Bisexual Threesome and Strapon3," a video that has almost everything I love to see in porn. I can't believe I haven't written about it here before.

The plot is silly -- Chris Dano and Sindy Lange interview another guy for a job and matters quickly turn to sex -- but at least it has a plot! (I don't know the name of the other guy, so I'll call him the Applicant.) I'm going to describe this scene with copious links to other places I've written about erotica with similar themes. I hope you get as much pleasure following these links as I did.

Chris and Sindy apparently have a regular lunch date, and he keeps talking about snacking on her "box of cookies." She sits on the desk, and he goes down on her until she has a nice orgasm.

Just then, there's a knock on the door. The Applicant (whose appointment Chris had forgotten) shows up. (Now we have our threesome, made up of two men and a woman.) Chris invites the Applicant and Sindy to sit down. Sindy sits and touches herself as Chris berates the Applicant about his appearance. After the Applicant leaves the room to fill out some papers, Sindy says, "You know what we need to do? I think we both need to fuck this guy." To illustrate her plans, she pulls out a strap-on dildo and lists various sex acts they will perform with the Applicant, but not including the Applicant screwing her.

The Applicant comes back, and Sindy has him suck the dildo. Next, she has Chris pull out his large organ and has the Applicant "suck some real cock." She pushes his head to have him suck Chris deeply. Then they have him alternate between dildo and cock.

They strip off the Applicant's underwear and bend him over a chair. Chris thinks he's too nervous, so they give him a reprieve and let him masturbate as he watches Sindy go down on Chris.

Soon, however, Chris is screwing the Applicant. Sindy cheers on the guys and talks about how wet she's getting watching them.

Sindy takes her turn and pegs the Applicant. She and Chris encourage him to take the dildo deeply and to masturbate. "If he comes from this, he's definitely got the job," they agree. The Applicant does indeed reach orgasm and ejaculate as Sindy is pegging him.

Next, Chris sits in the chair, and Sindy strokes herself as she rides him reverse cowgirl. She comes several more times, pausing occasionally to remove Chris' cock and rub it on her pussy.

Sindy gets off Chris and sucks and strokes him. The Applicant, who has been watching all this, is invited to have Chris ejaculate on his face.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Hot Bisexual Threesome

Here's a very nice video: Hot Bisexual Threesome. Starts with a man-woman couple getting it on -- sucking, 69, and so on. He's muscular with a long, curved penis. She's a thin brunette. She likes to touch herself as her man screws her. (This is something I like to do myself, and I like to see it in porn. You -- or your partner -- can do it, too.)

Another man walks down the beach and into their house. The first man invites him in. He's got gorgeous blue eyes and wears an earring. The woman sits on Muscles' face; she and Blue Eyes take turns sucking his cock. Blue Eyes gets into a 69 with the woman and sucks Muscles some more.

Blue Eyes screws the woman, she touches herself, and both share Muscles' cock.

The woman sits on Blue Eyes' face as Muscles gets ready to screw him. She shifts to holding his legs up, then touching herself, while cheering on the guys. Blue Eyes strokes himself to orgasm. Later, she sucks Blue Eyes and Muscles comes in her face.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Frot

In honor's of today's Super Bowl, which features men butting heads, I give you this post about men butting heads. Enjoy.

As a straight woman, I may never understand all the mysteries of gay male sexuality. But, thanks to the Interwebs, I learn things. Turns out there's a dispute about some of the most basic aspects of male sexuality.

One paradigm of male sexuality is that, at his most primal level, a man wants to penetrate the body of his lover through a suitable orifice. (Sorry for the clinical language, but I'm trying to keep this orientation-neutral.) This -- the thinking goes -- is what all men want; this is the most intimate act they can imagine. This explains why a heterosexual man wants to have intercourse with his female lover by inserting his penis into her vagina. And, if the theory is true, a homosexual man wants to have intercourse with his male lover by inserting his penis into the other man's anus.

But what if that paradigm is not the whole story? What if it's actually false?

Another paradigm goes like this: man wants to rub his genitals against those of his lover. In that case, the heterosexual man would still want to have vaginal intercourse with his female lover. But what about the homosexual man? Under this paradigm, he would want to rub his penis against the penis of his lover. And what about anal intercourse? Well, the anus isn't part of the genitalia, of course, so if you're doing that, it could only be in "pale imitation" of heterosexual intercourse, according to this theory.

Does anybody really do this? It's called frottage or frot. Apparently, it's practiced by a minority of gay men.

Does anybody really advocate that gay men practice frottage to the exclusion of anal intercourse? At least one person does: Bill Weintraub, who has the web site Heroic Homo Sex. There you will find many essays advocating frottage for gay men and pictures depicting the act. (He even says that since intercourse results in a "top" and a "bottom," it produces an inherently unequal relationship. I think millions of women who consider themselves feminists and also have intercourse with men would beg to differ with that conclusion.)

Aren't there enough people out there telling gay men what to do (and not do) in the bedroom? Do they really need it from one of their own?

However, if I were to express my own preference -- from a purely selfish point of view -- I would prefer they engage in anal intercourse, rather than frottage, simply because the former affords more scope for a woman to get involved. If two guys are screwing and a woman is invited to join in, she can:


  1. Give the bottom guy a handjob

  2. Suck the bottom guy's cock

  3. Get her pussy licked by either guy

  4. Have 69 with the bottom guy

  5. Screw the bottom guy

  6. Screw the top guy with a strap-on



If you're interested in seeing what frottage is all about, you can watch a 47-minute video with many frottage scenes.

Note 1: This post fulfills my promise to write about penises being rubbed together.

Note 2: Frottage is a consensual act between adults. It is not to be confused with what frotteurs do: non-consensual rubbing, often in public places (for example, a man rubbing himself against women in a crowded subway). That is not cool and often illegal.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Jennifer's husband comes out of the closet

I'm not usually into the whole cuckold-bisexual scene. It's often portrayed as something the woman forces on her man and so becomes another form of femdom. On the other hand, if all parties are into it, then it can be a hot way to introduce an MMF threesome.

At the beginning of Jennifer's Husband Comes Out of the Closet, Jennifer's husband -- a bald man who looks like Michael Stipe of R.E.M. -- is masturbating to a threesome video showing a black man screwing a white woman as her husband holds her. Jennifer comes home and catches her husband watching this video. She freaks out, but soon agrees to cuckold her husband as he hides in the closet, just not with a black guy. (A lot of cuckold videos seem to have the added element of the other man being African-American. There may be a racist subtext to this, but it's clearly a turn-on for some people.)

Jennifer brings home a man from work. She assures him that her husband is not home. As Jennifer starts to go down on her lover, he hears something and asks what it is, prompting Jennifer's husband to come out of the closet (get it?).

"What's he?" the lover asks.

"He's a cuckold," Jennifer answers.

"Oh really? That's cool. Why don't you come over here and help your wife suck this cock, then?"

As the husband goes down on his wife's lover, Jennifer pushes his head down, encouraging him to take it deep. Husband and wife take turns sucking their lover, until she climbs on top to ride him cowgirl style. Hubby stations himself down below to lick his balls.

After a break for a little more sucking, Jennifer turns around for reverse cowgirl. Her husband inserts their lover's dick into her pussy. As they screw, he frequently goes down on both of them and, at one point, rubs the lover's penis against her clitoris before reinserting it.

(I have to say, much as I enjoy MMF threesome videos -- the definition of which is that there is some man-on-man action involved -- I sometimes miss scenes in which the woman is the center of attention, as you find in MFM videos. Very often in MMF videos, for example, you see the two men screwing, and the woman will be stroking or sucking the bottom man's cock. Don't get me wrong; I love that! But what about the reverse? What if the woman and one of the men are screwing? Why can't the other man stroke or lick her pussy? I've rarely seen that happen, but this video is proof that a woman can get that extra attention in an MMF video.)

More sucking, again with Jennifer strongly encouraging her husband.

Jennifer's husband goes down on her as their lover kisses her breasts.

"You two are wonderful," she says. "Get that pussy wet for that cock."

The lover goes back to screwing Jennifer, this time spoons-style. Again, Hubby licks both their genitals. She holds his face, so he can watch them screw.

Jennifer has her husband suck their lover as she masturbates.

More screwing and licking. The lover ends by coming on Hubby's face, resting on Jennifer's belly.

After he leaves, Hubby rims Jennifer and then comes on her feet.

I love the way the wife is turned on by what her husband is doing -- as much or more than what she herself is doing.