A French threesome

I'm fascinated by this scene in which a white French couple invites a beautiful black man into their bed. Unfortunately, I don't know enough French to understand the subtleties of their backstory.

When the scene starts, Girlfriend is in bed with Boyfriend. She gets up, goes to the stairwell, where she meets their neighbor, who happens to be running around in his pink skivvies. (Is this guy confident about his masculinity, or what?) She talks to him and brings him back to the bedroom. Boyfriend wakes up, and after Girlfriend explains the situation, he is happy to see their neighbor, and all three get it on. Their lover might be named Pierre (or Gaston or Michel).

Situation A

Girlfriend: Oh hey, Pierre (or Gaston or Michel), I'm glad I caught you. Listen, Boyfriend and I have had a fantasy involving you?

Pierre (or Gaston or Michel): Moi?

Girlfriend: Yes, you. We'd like you to join us in bed for a threesome. I'm very attracted to you, and Boyfriend would like me to have this experience. What do you say? Is now a good time?

Pierre (or Gaston or Michel): Mais oui!

In bedroom

Girlfriend: Look who I found on our stairwell: Pierre (or Gaston or Michel)! I told him about our fantasy and he's into it!

Boyfriend: Well, get in bed then!

Situation B

Girlfriend: Bonjour, cher Pierre (or Gaston or Michel). Thanks for making our rendezvous.

Pierre (or Gaston or Michel): No problem, cherie. I can't wait to get with you again.

Girlfriend: I want to suggest a little change of plans.

Pierre (or Gaston or Michel): Oh?

Girlfriend: I'm tired of sneaking around, see. So, instead of going back to your place, I'd like you to come to mine.

Pierre (or Gaston or Michel): What about your boyfriend?

Girlfriend: I'll handle him.

In bedroom

Girlfriend: Boyfriend, this is Pierre (or Gaston or Michel) from upstairs. We've been screwing three times a week for months. We're going to do it here this morning. You can participate, or watch, or leave the room.

Boyfriend: Well, get in bed then!

If any of you know enough French to follow the dialog in this scene, please post a comment below to explain it to me. Merci!

Birthday wishlist: an open letter to The Boyfriend

Dearest Boy,

As you know, my birthday is coming up. It's not a big one like a couple years ago,¹ but a girl's birthday is a girl's birthday, so I'm dreaming big. (I know I may not get any of these wishes, but being with you will make it a special day.)

I've listed my wishes with descriptions and links to illustrative videos (for the reader's enjoyment).

Male strippers

One or more gorgeous guys to dance naked for my girlfriends and me. They should be strippers with benefits (i.e., we women get to touch the merchandise).

• Stripper at a birthday party. He even brings the cake.

A lover

We've talked about how I'd like to cuckold you with another man. And you want it, too. You just have to get to the point where you're more turned on by the idea than you are tortured with jealousy. If we do this, I'd like an attractive man with whom I'll have some chemistry, but I promise not to fall in love with him.

• For her 40th birthday, wife gets a "toyboy".
• A 50-ish wife gets a 19-year-old young man for her birthday.
• A young, white wife has a black man for her birthday. "Are you my birthday gift?" she asks. "My husband dropped me off and told me my birthday gift was upstairs."

A threesome (MFM)

Two men lavishing all their attention on me. (You are welcome to join in as one of the male participants, my sweet, or you could arrange for two other men to make love to me.)

• A mature wife asks her hubby to arrange a threesome with his friend for her birthday. She's "just a very sexual person," she explains.
• Another mature white wife takes two black lovers for her birthday.

A threesome (MMF)

Same as above, except that the men give some (homoerotic) attention to each other, for my viewing pleasure. (You are welcome to join in here, too, if you want to indulge your bisexual tendencies.)

• Her boyfriend (?) brings her flowers and sings happy birthday, but her real gift is a threesome with another man
• A mature wife and hubby are in bed celebrating her birthday, when a friend shows up. What's he doing here? Is he just here to film? Is he a playmate for the wife? Or is he a playmate for both of them? Spoiler: The answer becomes clear when he starts to suck hubby's penis.

Moresome

Three or more men and li'l ol' me. Sorry, no women, I'm not very interested in lesbian activity.

• Hubby takes wife to party with four guys on her birthday
• White wife gets various birthday presents, then she hooks up with three black men
• For her 50th birthday, hubby surprises his wife with three men

All my love,
Vickie

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1. If you're not The Boyfriend and you're interested in my age, etc., see my social media at Pornhub, Xhamster, Xvideos, Diigo, GoodReads

Video review: Throbbing Three Ways

I'm enjoying the video Throbbing Three Ways. Most scenes in it have two men and one woman and all of those are MFM. That's good news and bad news (IMO):

• Good news: Lots of attention is paid to the woman.

• Bad news: No man-on-man action

With that in mind, my favorite scene is called "The birthday box." It features Olivia O'Lovely, who is indeed lovely (and zaftig) as the birthday girl whose husband presents her with a big gift-wrapped box. If you guessed that it contains a naked man, you were right.

Olivia and Hubby soon strip down. She sucks Hubby's cock and Giftboy licks her pussy. They move to the bed, where Olivia sucks Giftboy, and Hubby strokes her with both hands. Various other positions for cock sucking and pussy rubbing.

Olivia goes down on Giftboy, and Hubby screws her from behind. Hubby goes down on Olivia, who sucks Giftboy. Hubby screws Olivia; Giftboy dips his cock and balls into her mouth.

Olivia climbs on top of Giftboy and rides him, as Hubby watches. Hubby gets on the bed to get his cock sucked. Olivia turns around and rides Giftboy reverse cowgirl. She strokes herself as she does so. The guys soon come, too.

Find it wherever fine porn is sold, rented, and streamed.

MFM/MMF threesome rules; milking cartoon

Delicious/vickiep

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MFM Threesome – 7 Rules « Dating tips, relationship advice | DateDaily.com Posted: 30 May 2010 02:34 PM PDT "Sometimes the men involved may feel comfortable enough to play with each other so that the woman can sit back and enjoy the scene.... You can even feel free to masturbate if the mood strikes."

bendoverboyfriend: milking Posted: 30 May 2010 01:07 PM PDT

Zymurgy Mike ... and Cara!

I discovered that ZymurgyMike has added me to their blogroll (though at my old address). That's how I found their charming blog.

I say "their" because the blog is written by Mike and his lovely wife Cara. (If you click on those links, you'll find that they quickly become very nsfw.) Some of my favorite posts involve their adventures with MFM threesomes.

(Zymurgy, by the way, is the study of brewing. However, most of the posts on this blog have less to do with yeast and more with another frothy, earthy-smelling liquid!)

Video links

Delicious/vickiep

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Nina Hartley’s Guide to Threesomes: Two Guys and a Girl

Two scenes (plus some advice): In each of them, two men make love to a woman (Nina herself in the first scene). The woman takes the guys in pretty much every way imaginable. It’s really hot, especially if you’re a woman who has this fantasy.

What doesn’t happen: The guys do not touch each other. This may be a relief to some, a disappointment to others.

About Vickie P. and Her Interests

Hey hi, all,

I am a straight woman with somewhat unusual interests — pegging and bisexual erotica.

Pegging is the practice of a woman using a strap-on dildo on a man’s ass. I enjoy doing this and experiencing it through erotic videos and books.

Bisexual erotica portrays — in words or pictures — heterosexual and homosexual acts. Since straight men have historically set the standards, homosexual acts they find arousing (i.e., lesbian scenes) are acceptable in straight porn. So, in practice, bisexual erotica mixes straight sex with gay male sex. The easiest way to do that is with a two-man, one-woman threesome. There are MMF threesomes (with homoerotic, man-on-man action) and MFM threesomes (no man-on-man action, but lots of attention paid to the woman). I’m interested in both kinds, although the second one isn’t really bisexual.

[Added May 5, 2009:]

I haven't had a whole lot of luck with the so-called "Web 2.0."

• On another blogging platform, after I used a four-letter word, my posts were banned from the tag pages, which had provided me with 90% of my visitors



• On a consumer recommendation site, I was banned for using a four-letter word for the male sex organ in a review of Playgirl.



• On a popular social networking site, my links are sometimes censored if the operators of the site think they go somewhere nasty.

I'm hoping Blogspot will let Vickie be Vickie.

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In my experience, when a woman writes openly about sex on the Internet, she gets some, um, interesting propositions from men. Guys, I have all the lovers I need, so please don’t apply for the position.