Portrait of a Yilf: Lucas Frost

My new favorite YILF, or Youth I'd Like to Screw, is Lucas Frost. He is a beautiful, 28-year-old porn star. He sometimes wears a well-trimmed beard, but always has boyish good looks.

What I really want to write about, though, is his penis. I've noticed that often when he gets an erection, that gorgeous organ stands straight up! While many cute starlets in the adult film business have played with that penis, I'm more interested in what some of the sexiest MILFs have done with it. And it's not just because I am a "woman of a certain age" myself.

Benjamin Franklin — yes, that Benjamin Franklin — advised young men to make love to older women. The last reason was that "they are so grateful!" Women of a certain age have more options these days. But think about this: Let's say you're a woman who is close to 50. If you've been screwing men your own age, it's probably been a while since you've seen an erect penis that stood straight up. So, if you get your hands (or mouth or pussy) on such a penis, you're going to bestow upon it all the joy that your years of experience have taught you how to give.

So with that in mind, I went to IAFD to look up Lucas' appearances with the oldest and sexiest MILFs I could find. This is what I found:

• Darla Crane
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2016
• Her age: 50.3 (you go, woman!)
• His age: 25.6
• Age difference: 24.7 years
• Syren De Mer
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2016
• Her age: 47.3
• His age: 25.7
• Age difference: 21.6 years
• Julia Ann
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2018
• Her age: 48.8
• His age: 27.5
• Age difference: 21.3 years
• Reagan Foxx
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2019
• Her age: 48.9
• His age: 28.1
• Age difference: 20.8 years
• Brenda James
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2017
• Her age: 47.0
• His age: 26.7
• Age difference: 20.4 years
• Dana Vespoli
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2017
• Her age: 44.3
• His age: 25.9
• Age difference: 18.4 years
• Brandi Love
• Latest scene with Lucas: 2019
• Her age: 45.8
• His age: 27.9
• Age difference: 17.8 years

While I was, um, researching this post, I discovered a different type of scene Lucas has done. I said above that I would totally worship Lucas' penis given the chance. (OK, I said "a woman close to 50" who hasn't seen a really virile penis in a while. You probably guessed that was about me. All right, I admit it.) But that doesn't mean Lucas shouldn't worship pussy sometimes, right? Well, in these scenes, he goes down on a woman until she comes. Then — get this — she sends him on his way. You might say he gets nothing in return. I wouldn't. Pussy worship is its own reward, dammit.

I am all for this kind of femdom practice. If Lucas were my sweetheart, I'd make him worship my pussy, make me come, and leave him with blue balls. But only for a day or two. I couldn't let that beautiful penis suffer any longer.

The Penis Fetish

Hey hi, all,

This is really interesting.

According to Dr. Dawn Michael, noted sex therapist,* cuckold husbands can develop a penis fetish. That means they are really interested in other men's penises. I know what you're thinking: "That means he's gay." I thought the same thing myself, but no, not necessarily. As long as he's not interested in men or having a relationship with a man — just penises — he's not gay.

Do you see what this means? If The Boyfriend has a penis fetish (or if he, um, develops ones), I can take a lover, and he will even encourage me to cuckold him, in the hopes of getting to experience the other man's penis. And yet it won't mean he's gay, which is good, because I do love him and all, and want to continue our relationship, and don't want him to run off with a boyfriend of his own.

Here is Dr. Dawn's video and some articles on the subject:

• Straight Man with a Penis Fetish in Cuckold Relationship
• Why Even Straight Men Can Be Into Cuckold And Have A Penis Fetish

* She's got a lot of YouTube videos.

Vickie's Vocabulary: Cock Tease

From time to time, I will add new terms to Vickie's Vocabulary.

Cock Tease

Practice in which a man's partner stimulates his penis, but denies him intercourse or a fulfilling orgasm. See also Orgasm denial and Ruined orgasm.

• Pornhub: My Tease and denial playlist

More News for Penis-Possessing Persons

I'll bet you didn't really think my previous post on the subject of, ahem, size was really the "final word." Yeah, no, not so much. We can never have too much news about our friend the penis.

Good news for those who think they are small

A major new study was conducted to find out How big is the average penis? Turns out ...

the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

There's even a nice graph so you can see where your penis measures up. (I can't help notice that there are a small percentage of men who are quite a big bit bigger. Hmmm ...)

As you can imagine, the story got a good bit of attention. So is this the last word, and all men know where they stand, so to speak? No, probably not. Men are too insecure about penis size to ever stop worrying about it.

Bad news for those who think they are big

Another study found that The Larger Your Penis, The More Likely Your Wife Will Cheat Says New Study. Make of that what you will.

The final word on penis size?

Science magazine has what it thinks might be The Final Word on Penis Size? (Question mark theirs.) (In case you were wondering whether the headline referred to your humble blogger: I've written about penises before, and I'll probably write about them again. However, their sizes are not their only notable quality.)

Using data from a large study of Italian men, the researchers created 343 computer-generated male figures that varied in penis size, as well as in height and shoulder-to-hip ratio—traits that other research has linked to attractiveness and reproductive success. Mautz and colleagues turned the figures into short video clips and projected them, life-sized, onto a wall for viewing by 105 women. Each woman watched a random set of 53 figures and rated their attractiveness as potential sexual partners on a scale of 1 to 7.

"The first thing we found was that penis size influences male attractiveness," Mautz says. "There's a couple of caveats to that, and the first is that the relationship isn't a straight line." Rather than the attractiveness rating consistently improving with each jump in penis size, the team found what Mautz calls "an odd kink in the middle." Attractiveness increased quickly until flaccid penis length reached 7.6 centimeters (about 3 inches) and then began to slow down, the team reports online today in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

More from Science

A bunch of ... ?

Sorry for being a bit off-topic with this post, but I just gotta report that my beloved San Francisco Giants just wrapped up a series against a team with a Johnson, a Willie, and a Putz. They won two out of three, by the way.

Frot

In honor's of today's Super Bowl, which features men butting heads, I give you this post about men butting heads. Enjoy.

As a straight woman, I may never understand all the mysteries of gay male sexuality. But, thanks to the Interwebs, I learn things. Turns out there's a dispute about some of the most basic aspects of male sexuality.

One paradigm of male sexuality is that, at his most primal level, a man wants to penetrate the body of his lover through a suitable orifice. (Sorry for the clinical language, but I'm trying to keep this orientation-neutral.) This -- the thinking goes -- is what all men want; this is the most intimate act they can imagine. This explains why a heterosexual man wants to have intercourse with his female lover by inserting his penis into her vagina. And, if the theory is true, a homosexual man wants to have intercourse with his male lover by inserting his penis into the other man's anus.

But what if that paradigm is not the whole story? What if it's actually false?

Another paradigm goes like this: man wants to rub his genitals against those of his lover. In that case, the heterosexual man would still want to have vaginal intercourse with his female lover. But what about the homosexual man? Under this paradigm, he would want to rub his penis against the penis of his lover. And what about anal intercourse? Well, the anus isn't part of the genitalia, of course, so if you're doing that, it could only be in "pale imitation" of heterosexual intercourse, according to this theory.

Does anybody really do this? It's called frottage or frot. Apparently, it's practiced by a minority of gay men.

Does anybody really advocate that gay men practice frottage to the exclusion of anal intercourse? At least one person does: Bill Weintraub, who has the web site Heroic Homo Sex. There you will find many essays advocating frottage for gay men and pictures depicting the act. (He even says that since intercourse results in a "top" and a "bottom," it produces an inherently unequal relationship. I think millions of women who consider themselves feminists and also have intercourse with men would beg to differ with that conclusion.)

Aren't there enough people out there telling gay men what to do (and not do) in the bedroom? Do they really need it from one of their own?

However, if I were to express my own preference -- from a purely selfish point of view -- I would prefer they engage in anal intercourse, rather than frottage, simply because the former affords more scope for a woman to get involved. If two guys are screwing and a woman is invited to join in, she can:

1. Give the bottom guy a handjob


2. Suck the bottom guy's cock


3. Get her pussy licked by either guy


4. Have 69 with the bottom guy


5. Screw the bottom guy


6. Screw the top guy with a strap-on

If you're interested in seeing what frottage is all about, you can watch a 47-minute video with many frottage scenes.

Note 1: This post fulfills my promise to write about penises being rubbed together.

Note 2: Frottage is a consensual act between adults. It is not to be confused with what frotteurs do: non-consensual rubbing, often in public places (for example, a man rubbing himself against women in a crowded subway). That is not cool and often illegal.

ShazamSF's big day

ShazamSF makes April 15 a "Day of Fuck" with four different cocks in 24 hours:

• Cock no. 1


• Cock no. 2


• Cock no. 3


• Cock no. 4


• Day of Fuck (Epilogue)
  

How to BOB, MMF threesomes, and a video

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• Hot couple (video)
• How to Bend Over Your Boyfriend (anal penetration) - Babeland
• Curious Business - Savage Love - Columns - Savage Love - Dan Savage - The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper

Hot couple (video) Posted: 27 Jan 2010 08:04 PM PST Sometimes you have to go back to basics -- a man with a big c*ck and a zaftig blonde woman with natural boobs and pussy. Add plenty of oral and f*cking, then serve hot!

How to Bend Over Your Boyfriend (anal penetration) - Babeland Posted: 27 Jan 2010 05:51 PM PST H/T bendoverboyfrriend.tumblr.com

Curious Business - Savage Love - Columns - Savage Love - Dan Savage - The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper Posted: 27 Jan 2010 06:48 AM PST This week's column is all about folks who want to have mmf threesomes

Outdoor bisexual mmf

Oh, my! This video has something for everybody in it.

When it starts out, a black woman is getting busy with a skinny white boy. (I would call her African-American, but everyone seems to speak French in this video.) She puts on a strap-on, and they take turns sucking each other's penises.

The young man takes the woman from behind (anally, I think, it's hard to tell from the angle shown). A black man watches them from a balcony above. Soon, he is stroking his big penis in response to the scene below. The woman for that matter fondles herself as she is penetrated.

After a little more sucking of the strap-on, she penetrates him with it.

The black man jumps down and has the white boy suck him, as the woman is still pegging him with the strap-on.

Both the woman and the white boy suck the black man's penis.

They all stand up and the black man takes the black woman anally. The white boy fondles her. (I'd like to see more of this in MMF videos. Not the M-F anal so much - though as you know, I love it whenever a man gets penetrated anally, either with a strap-on or a real penis. No, what I'd like to see more of is when one of the men is screwing the woman, the other man is fondling her genitalia. As you probably know, most women don't come from intercourse alone, so as long as there's another man around, he could offer a helping hand -- or mouth!)

Next the black man, turns the white boy around and takes his ass. The woman sucks the white boy and masturbates herself.

The men then doubly penetrate the woman -- white boy vaginally, black man anally.

Naturally, it all ends with both men coming into the woman's mouth.

(When I first saw this, I assumed the black woman and man were Afro-French. Since the earthquake, it occurs to me that they might be Haitian. If so, I hope they're all OK.)

Sexual freedom, big c*cks, rim jobs

Delicious/vickiep

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In Rhode Island, battle over legal prostitution rages on - The Boston Globe Posted: 15 Aug 2009 11:43 PM PDT Indoor prostitution is legal in R.I.

Gay marriage fight, `kiss-ins' smack Mormon image - Yahoo! News Posted: 15 Aug 2009 11:24 PM PDT

I’m a Size Queen (Of Course) » Random Rim Jobs Posted: 15 Aug 2009 10:55 PM PDT Shazamsf writes about screwing "big boys," then this: "Rim jobs. I like converting straight guys to the glories of rim jobs. Mr. RI learned, thanks to me, that he really, really, quite a lot digs his asshole licked. I love a straight guy who isn't too uptight about his ass. Ass licking feels damn good. The zoned out look on a guy's face when he's getting his ass treated properly is truly beautiful."

Pubic hair II

I was thinking more about pubic hair.

Did you know there's a whole blog devoted to male pubic hair? (Nice pictures, too.)

Naturally Wikipedia has all the hairy details.

How to Shave Your Groin (for men)

I'm not one for shaving pubes. I think men and women should look like men and women, and the best way to do that is with hairy c*cks and p*ssies.

However, if your man is into shaving his crotch, the attached video could prove useful. It's not too explicit -- almost SFW.

Another use for this could be if you're into forced feminization. You could order your slaveboy to shave his crotch. Tell him he looks like a little girl, then give him a good pegging.

It's not my thing; I'm more into egalitarian/loving pegging. But some of you might find it a turn-on.

Photographer Martin Ryter: Brian Buzzini "was proud of his cock"

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Photographer Martin Ryter: Brian Buzzini "was proud of his cock" Posted: 18 Jul 2009 11:28 PM PDT "I have shot some outstanding American studs. One that stands out is Brian Buzzini who is a California native.... "He was proud of his cock and insisted the magazine publish his erection as the centerfold. Not so special now, but at the time male models didn't do Playgirl and especially not with an erection." See Brian Buzzini's lovely erection shot.

Best Playgirl man of the year evah

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ultranow: best playgirl man of the year evah Posted: 16 Jul 2009 01:18 AM PDT Hard to argue with the choice of Steve Rally

Cosmopolitan looks at men's bodies from both sides now

There I was in the supermarket minding my own business when this magazine headline caught my eye:

His G Spot. Yup, he's got one too -- and it's aching to be touched. Go get it, girl!

It was the cover of the June [2008] issue of Cosmopolitan. Could it be? Could a mainstream women's mag be talking about anal loving? I picked up the magazine and read this article.

Women aren't the only ones with a powerful G-spot. A guy's prostate -- the walnut-size gland under his bladder -- is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus. "His prostate is situated above your fingers, inside his body," says [Ian] Kerner, "so by applying pressure here you're indirectly rubbing his G-spot." When you sense he's close to orgasm, rhythmically press the area (one pulse every second) until he climaxes.

So far, so good, but how about getting to his "G-spot" through a more direct route?

A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by circling his back door softly with your finger while in a missionary of side-by-side position. "If he doesn't tell you to stop and his erection doesn't flag, he's likely enjoying it," says Kerner.

Now you're getting there, Cosmo. "If his erection doesn't flag"? What if it twitches and swells and grows? LOL.

Next, ask him whether you can insert your finger. If he gives you the go ahead, dab on lube (make sure your nails are short), gently put your finger 2 inches inside his backstage entrance, and curl it toward the front of his body until you feel a round bulb of tissue -- that's his prostate. Lightly tap or swirl your fingertip around it. "Then gradually experiment with going faster and firmer," instructs Kerner. Check to make sure he likes what you're doing.

I don't think that will be a problem.

The article goes on to talk about a man's "C-spot," "8-spot," "W-spot," "F-spot," "X-spot," and "R-spot," and "O-spot."

Ladies, happy hunting!

Men, now you have some ammunition to get your S.O. to touch you *there*. You know: "I'll touch your G-spot if you'll touch mine." LOL.

Penises, real and mechanical

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RedTube - Girl has wonderful Orgasm on Sybian Posted: 30 Apr 2009 10:44 PM PDT

Secrets of the Phallus: Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That?: Scientific American Posted: 30 Apr 2009 09:02 PM PDT "The researchers selected several sets of prosthetic genitals from erotic novelty stores, including a realistic latex vagina sold as a masturbation pal for lonely straight men and tied off at one end to prevent leakage, and three artificial phalluses."

Playgirl: A review of its last issue

Sometimes, I will repost articles I have posted elsewhere for the convenience of my readers here. They will have the tag "Best of Vickie P."

When I heard that the January-February 2009 Playgirl would be its last printed issue, I had to get a copy. I was never keen on the mag, though. Like most women, I prefer some kind of story with my sexually explicit material, so I tend to go for either erotic fiction or porn videos with a plot. Nevertheless, I always thought it was kinda cool that there was this magazine with pictures of nude men aimed at women -- the feminine answer to Playboy. So I wanted to see how the last issue of Playgirl compared with the ones I remembered giggling about (and lusting over) with my girlfriends.

Men

The issue displays lots of nude men, as you would expect. Everywhere you look, your gaze meets penises, from flaccid to fully erect. (This was not always the case. For much of Playgirl's history, erections were taboo, and for one forlorn year in the 1980s, the magazine was completely dickless.) There's a pictorial of a man and a woman, both nude and doing everything but actually having sex. However -- and this is a big defect -- the guys are just not as drop-dead gorgeous as I remember them being. Compare last coverboy Sean Patrick in the accompanying image, who appears nude in the magazine, with 1986 Man of the Year Brian Buzzini (turn off "Safe Search" to get the best view; yes, you can even find the famous centerfold of Brian Buzzini sporting a lovely erection). (If that doesn't work, you can always go to this gallery of Brian Buzzini pictures.)

Articles

After you get done gazing at the nude men, what else is there to see? There's a sweet farewell letter from editor Nicole Caldwell to the "fierce Playgirl posse, sharing a common commitment to unearth the world's most beautiful men, and dishing about issues women like us deal with every day." Women write about their experiences having sex in Second Life and having sex with strap-ons. There are more serious articles about genital mutilation and prostitution in Amsterdam. There's some all-too-short erotic fiction. There are some travel articles and movie reviews. Again, it's all a pale reflection of the old Playgirl.

Ambience

The magazine has always been marketed as "entertainment for women." In recent years, editors have admitted that at least 50% of the Playgirl's readers were men. The advertising seems to have caught up with that. On just the first few pages, there are ads for toys in which to insert one's dick, creams to enlarge one's dick, and just plain lots of dicks ("the world's largest gay porn portal"). It doesn't seem like the haven for female sexuality it once was.

The Future of Playgirl

Playgirl lives on as a Web site and producer of erotic videos aimed at women. It's not the same as having a nudie magazine out there, just for us. The magazine was never as widely distributed as its male counterpart, so you may have to look around to find that last issue, and in any case, it will soon disappear from newsstands altogether. (It's already selling on some collectors' sites for $25.)

More about Playgirl

• Goodnight, Sweet Hunks: A Former Editor Offers a Playgirl Postmortem, Radar, Aug. 4, 2008


• They Couldn't Get Past the 'Mimbos' by Cara Buckley, New York Times, Nov. 16, 2008


• R.I.P. Playgirl by Tracy Clark-Flory, Salon.com, Nov. 17, 2008


• Playgirl's Queer Canard by Judy Cole, Nerve.com, 1997