Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 3: They get married and have a bisexual threesome

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the video They get married and have a bisexual threesome, a woman and two men are sitting around chatting. The woman and one of the men is darker skinned. I'm guessing from the title that they just got married, and they are trying to convince the lighter-skinned man (the best man?) to join them in a threesome. I don't know any of this, since all of them are speaking French. (Please, would someone who speaks French post in the comments below to let me know what they're saying?)

The newlyweds start kissing, but soon the other man is kissing the woman, too. Her breasts are exposed, she encourages the men to kiss, more clothes are removed. She goes down on her husband, and the guys swap a lot more spit. She encourages the other man to suck her husband's cock, which he does gingerly at first, then eagerly. The woman sucks both men. The husband takes a turn sucking the other man's penis. The wife and the other man take turns sucking the husband. As the other man gets his licks in, the wife lies back and lets her husband finger her pussy.

The wife rides her husband reverse cowgirl. The other man gives her his penis to suck. They change positions.

The wife now rides the other man and sucks her husband.

The husband gets on the other man and rides him reverse cowboy, as the wife sits on his face. They switch positions. The other man is still screwing the husband, but this time the husband is the one licking the wife's pussy.

Back to the wife screwing her husband and sucking the other man. The husband takes her anally, too. The husband leans forward to suck the other man's cock.

The video ends there, unfortunately, but I think the viewer gets the idea.




Earlier posts in this series

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

I've discovered a very nice blog, Le plaisir du massage de la prostate (the pleasure of prostate massage). A Frenchwoman named Marianne posts videos of women pegging (or otherwise prostate-stimulating) men. Yes, it's in French, but you can understand the language of love ... and buttplay.

Here's a video I found on her blog (tip of the dildo). A sex educator named Jaiya talks about "anal play for men." It differs from many of the videos on the blog in that it's tamer than most of them (nothing explicitly shown), it's more educational, and it's in English.



Earlier posts in this series:

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the first video I'm going to write about, it starts out with a French Bi Couple coming home. She's a tall, stylish Frenchwoman; he's kind of funny looking, like Fred Armisen. They come in the house, she sits on the couch, and he stops to put on a gay porn video. (Much as I enjoy homoerotic video, I don't think I would appreciate it if The Boyfriend did this when we were making love.) They start making out and getting undressed. The husband goes down on his wife for a little while, then they start screwing.

No sooner do they get started, however, than the husband notices the man on screen. He and his wife chat and giggle for a bit, then he picks up the phone. (What do they say just then? If you speak French, please post a comment and let me know.) Apparently, they called the porn star, and he comes over, while they're still sitting around naked! Introductions all around, he gets a good look at the couple, more giggling. They seem to talk about his performance in the video.

The porn star starts kissing and fondling the wife. He goes down on her -- much more seriously than her husband did! He takes his clothes off, including some sort of tank top with buttons. The wife goes down on him. He gets the rest of his clothes off and fingers and licks her pussy.

The porn star inserts his thick penis into her and gives her a lovely screwing. Her moans sound close to coming. He leans back and pulls her on top. At this point, the husband, who has been offscreen and apparenly feeling neglected, comes back with a strap-on. They examine the toy and talk about it for a while. (Again, what are they saying here?)

As the wife slides on the strap-on, the husband goes down on the porn star. She kisses him and pegs her husband. The guys arrange themselves into a 69, and the wife continues to peg her husband. The porn star slaps his ass a few times.

The wife gets off, and the porn star screws the husband. The wife comes back and fondles both guys as they screw. The porn star moves forward to masturbate in the husband's face. As he does so, the wife plays with the husband's ass and penis.

The wife sucks her husband until he comes buckets in her face. She then sucks him some more to clean him off.

How does a woman reach orgasm pegging?

A man on Tribe.net asked me, "How does a woman reach orgasm pegging?" (This is my kind of man. He wants to get pegged, yet he wants to be sure the woman has an orgasm, too.) I replied:

I suggest you post this question on one of the Tribe groups devoted to pegging, but here's my answer:

There are three main ways a woman can come by pegging:

1. Attaching a vibrator in or on the dildo. (Many dildos are made to allow a bullet vibe to fit inside.)
2. Using a two-headed dildo, especially one that's made to fit in a man's anus and a woman's vagina, such as a Feeldoe.
3. Pegging the man real well, then making him give her the cunnilingus of her life as a reward! (Ha!)

Hot Amateur MMF Video: Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy

Update: This video seems to have been taken offline. This is one of my most popular posts, so clearly many of you are looking for it. It was one of my favorites, too. I'm sorry it's gone.

Sometimes, after I've been watching commercial porn for a while, I forget the sheer passion and sexual electricity of amateur videos. Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy is quite hot. It appears to feature real people, not actors, who are all into each other and into what they are doing.

It starts with a 40ish couple getting undressed and getting in bed. He's fit; she's blonde and delightfully curvy. Soon, however, another nude man (bald, also fit) appears. They all kiss and fondle each other. Hubby goes down on his wife. Their buddy lies alongside and focuses on the woman's upper body. Hubby goes back and forth between his wife's pussy and his buddy's penis. They trade places: hubby kisses her lips and breasts, while their buddy ministers to her pussy.

Buddy also sucks Hubby as he strokes his wife's pussy. Buddy moves around to the wife's head, where she can hold his penis so Hubby can suck him. Buddy reaches down to fondle her pussy.

The wife takes over sucking Buddy, as Hubby goes to screw her. Hubby takes a turn sucking Buddy, but continues to thrust hard and fast into his wife.

Then everyone rotates. Buddy lies down on the bed, Wife straddles him taking his penis into her, and Hubby goes around behind and takes her anally. That's right, it's double penetration (DP). Hubby does most of the thrusting, but the wife sounds as if she's experiencing some amazing sensations. (Unfortunately, the viewer cannot see her face during this portion of the scene.)

Hubby pulls out, and Wife continues to ride Buddy cowgirl-style. Hubby stands over them, so Wife can suck him. Then he bends down to give Buddy a turn.

Again, everyone moves. Buddy screws Wife in the pussy, and Hubby screws her mouth. The two guys hold each other's asses as if to encourage thrusting. Hubby reaches down and strokes his wife's pussy, as the other man screws her. (I've said before that I wish there was more of this in MMF videos: when the woman and one man are performing heterosexual acts, the other man can and should provide some extra attention to the woman's pussy.)

Buddy and Wife shift to kissing and slow screwing, as Hubby prepares to enter him anally. They engage in what I call a "man sandwich" for some time. They get a good rhythm going, and everyone seems to be getting off -- not least the wife. At one point, Hubby pulls out and goes around to the front to have Buddy suck him while continuing to screw his wife. Then they go back to the man sandwich.

Change places. Wife lies on the pillows and has a sip of wine as she watches Hubby start to screw Buddy. She slides down so Hubby can stroke her pussy.

Back to the woman. As Wife sucks Budy's cock, Hubby alternately strokes her pussy, has Buddy stroke his cock, has Buddy suck his cock, watches the other two and masturbates, and has Buddy suck him some more. (It's possible that Hubby comes in his friend's mouth, but if so, it happens off the top of the screen.) Hubby walks around the bed, leans over the other two (kissing his wife's breasts or sucking his buddy's penis, I'm not sure), walks around again, then sits down as if to watch and masturbate some more. That's when the video ends.

The men don't seem to come on camera, but if not, I think we can assume they did soon after filming stopped. All in all, a very hot 48-minute amateur video.

The Porn I Like, part 2: Plots

I like a good story as much as the next woman, but I generally look for that in erotic novels. I don't expect to find it in the genres of visual porn I prefer. If you've read this blog for any length of time, you know what those are:

• Pegging videos


• Bisexual (MMF threesome) videos

Pegging plots

If a pegging video has a plot, it's likely to be a dominant woman forcing an unwilling man to get fucked with her strap-on, insulting him all the while. (Here's a mild example: Strap Attack 11, featuring Charisma Cappelli) I prefer non-dominant pegging.

Bisexual plots

If a bisexual threesome video has a plot, it's likely to be one of two types:

• The woman tells her man she wants to have an MMF threesome. He's reluctant; maybe he says he's only received a blowjob from another guy. But before he can definitely say no, the other guy shows up and the threesome is on. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 4: MILF Magdalene St. Michaels leads bisexual threesome )


• A dominant woman (again) forces her man to watch while she has sex with another man -- cuckolds him, in other words -- insulting him by telling him that the other guy is a better lover and has a larger penis. Then she'll force her man to play the "woman's role" by giving fellatio to the other man and receiving anal intercourse from him -- either way, he's the one getting penetrated. (A mild example, but a consensual one, which makes all the difference: Jennifer's husband comes out of the closet)

Of the two, I'd prefer the first scenario. But best of all is a loving menage, in which all parties seem to care about giving pleasure to everyone else. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging)

Earlier posts in this series:

• The Porn I Like, part 1: What the Pundits Say

Please come inside, part 2: Bisexual Threesome

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