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She's looking for Messrs. Right

2012-01-27T09:29:00.000-08:00

One of the great things about the Internet is that everything you remember seeing or reading or hearing turns up again sooner or later. I remember this commercial from the 1980s, but I don't think I thought about its implications at the time.

This woman is strutting around in a bar singing about how she's looking for Mr. Right, but all the men appear to be monsters (and probably don't smell nice). (I don't recommend doing this in real life!) This is what she sings:

Men, you better not come on too strong,
If you want to take me out tonight.
I've had enough of Mr. Wrong,
I want to be with Mr. Right.

So she picks them up by handing them deodorant, thus turning them into cute guys in the process. By my count, she's got at least three guys ready to go home with her. It would appear she's not so much looking for Mr. Right, but Messrs.* Rightnow. I knew there was a reason I liked this commercial.

* Messrs. is the plural of Mr.

Ruined Orgasms III

2012-01-16T09:39:00.000-08:00

A few more discoveries on the subject of ruined orgasms. (I think this topic has risen to the level of an abiding interest, if not an obsession.)

Ruinit's videos

Someone called Ruinit has posted a series of videos to Xtube. The videos star Mr. Ruinit's penis, which is long and slightly curved and sports a cock ring. Co-starring is "Girl from work's" hands, which are nicely manicured and sometimes wearing jewelery. Spoiler warning: I give away the endings and whether they are happy or not.

Title and link: Girl from work ruined orgasm
Hand: Right hand, brown nail polish
Length: 16:30
Comments: I've written about this one before. It's a long video that ends with a ruined orgasm, but he must have wanted that, because he warns her when he's getting close to coming.

Title and link: Ruined orgasm again girl from work
Hand: Left hand, bracelet (maybe not the same "girl from work" as the first one?)
Length: 12:55
Comments: Another long video, but this one ends with no orgasm/ejaculation. It's either orgasm denial, or it's just the first part of the scene, the ending of which comes in the next video.

Title and link: Ruined orgasm #2
Hand: Left hand, bracelet
Length: 5:31
Comments: Could be a continuation of the previous video; the hand and the background look the same. Ends with a ruined orgasm.

Another Video

This video, Tease Denial Edging, was recommended in a comment by the Married Sub (tip of the dildo!). It's a lovely 13-minute handjob, ending in a ruined orgasm. You can find other videos of this same talented woman if you apply yourself. I don't want to post too much information for fear these videos will go away.

Milovana

Milovana's slogan is "For the explorer at heart," so you might think it was about all kinds of sexual kinks. However, it's mainly devoted to femdom, specifically tease and denial.

There's a forum, in which ruined orgasms are a major topic of discussion:

How to have a ruined orgasm and stay hard

How to have a ruined orgasm but not a full release

How to have a ruined orgasm during vaginal intercourse

What constitutes a ruined orgasm (especially if your woman won't allow you to have a "real" orgasm)

Why ruined orgasms are just so pleasurable (and what can be done to prevent that)

Most of the participants seem to be men, but there are a few femdoms who add their opinions.

What really sets this site apart, however, are the web teases. Most of them are aimed at men and feature a woman telling the user what to do as he follows along (i.e., masturbates). Almost all have an element of femdom, and some lead to ruined orgasms. (Some let you make choices along the way the lead to different outcomes -- so to speak.) It's not easy to find the ones involving ruined orgasms. A few are tagged with ruined orgasm. You can also find them by browsing the forums where people talk about them. Here's a couple I like:

I will drain you

Heidi ruins it

Why would a woman want to watch these? Simple: to get tips about how to dominate your man (if both of you are into this).

Note: Most of the videos are in the Flash format, which could be a problem for some mobile devices. There are also conventional HTML web teases, too.

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

Ruined Orgasms II

New Amateur Pegging Video

2012-01-02T22:32:00.000-08:00

Hey hi all and happy new year.

This amateur pegging video (at least it appears to be amateurs) is making the rounds. Enjoy!

From Sensual Pegging (via FemDom Hotwife Cuckold Interracial). Tip of the dildo to both.

Santorum!

2011-12-29T18:23:00.000-08:00

I try not to get into politics here, but I can't help noting that Rick Santorum is riding a bubbly, foamy wave in Iowa.

Ruined Orgasms II

2011-12-25T12:18:00.000-08:00

Even if The Boyfriend has lost interest in ruined orgasms, it doesn't mean I have. I keep searching for good videos on this subject, but most of them are too femdommy for me (humiliation, men in leather masks, and actual torture of men's genitalia; word to the wise: avoid anything that says CBT). However, here's three I like:

Title and Link: Wife gives slow handjob with ruined orgasm
Participants: Wife and husband
Faces: No
Special Features: She lets go of his penis multiple times, but when she does it the last time, he yelps "Oh, no, no, please!" and ejaculates. She just chuckles and tells him how pretty and sexy he is.
Length: 8:01

Title and Link: Girl from work ruined orgasm
Participants: "Girl from work" and man
Faces: No
Special Features: Cock ring. Nice, long video. Consensual ruined orgasm, because he actually tells her when to stop stroking.
Length: 16:30

Title and Link: Nurse ruins orgasm three times!
Participants: Nurse and patient
Faces: Hers
Special Features: He ejaculates three times in the course of the video. She wears a uniform and safety gogles (CFNM).
Length: 9:49

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

Ruined Orgasms III

Ruined Orgasms: Another Mystery

2011-12-21T23:14:00.000-08:00

When is a man's orgasm not an orgasm? When it's a ruined orgasm. Yep, it's another mystery of boyparts.

Here's how it works. You give your man a handjob. You get him very close to coming. Then you let go. If all goes well, his erect penis will twitch and ejaculate. If he's not quite ready, stroke him some more and let go. Repeat as necessary. (If your man is enough of a submissive, you might get him to tell you when he's close to coming.)

You get to enjoy what appears to be a (potentially spectacular) male orgasm. He, on the other hand, will feel frustrated that you didn't stroke him to completion. (It's similar to the anal/prostate orgasm without penile stimulation that I've written about before.)

Unless you're a total femdom, I recommend you discuss this with your man and get his OK before doing it. I don't recommend springing it on him unannounced; that would be cruel. (Of course, if you are a total femdom, that's probably a selling point.)

I talked about this with The Boyfriend, and he agreed to try it. So we did. He said it was, um, interesting, but he's in no hurry to do it again.

I learned about ruined orgasms from Ruined Orgasms at the blog Caroline Cucks Michael (includes a 9-minute video of multiple ruined orgasms). Here's another video compilation.

Other posts in this series

Ruined Orgasms II

Ruined Orgasms III

What if the man wore the strap-on?

2011-12-12T23:52:00.000-08:00

That's the musical question asked by This dude gets assisted by a strap-on. Not what I expected from the title, but interesting nonetheless.

Wifey's Surprise

2011-12-09T00:44:00.000-08:00

All I can say is: What a surprise!

In Wifey's Surprise, two guys, one about 18 and the other about 25, are in bed. They kiss, they go down on each other, even do 69. (It's hot and all, but I think there's a reason I don't usually watch gay porn. When there's two guys and no woman, it's all about sex. There's no drama, no fantasy, and most important, no place for me to imagine myself into the scene.)

The younger, hairier guy is sucking the older guy, who in turn is fingering his lover's ass, when in walks Wifey (blonde, glasses, short black skirt).

Wifey: "What the hell?"

Hubby: "I can explain. It's not what you think." (I'd like to hear that explanation! LOL.)

Lover: "You're married?" (Starts to get dressed.)

Wifey: "Yes, he's married -- to me. So, I've been working all day, and you're home ... having some guy suck your dick."

Hubby: [Protests]

Wifey: "Hold on. You're not getting off that easy. I want you to perform for me. I want you to suck my husband's dick."

She sits on the bed and prepares to enjoy the view. She takes off her skirt, exposes her breasts, and starts to touch herself.

"A cute boy sucking your cock," Wifey marvels. "If I had known, we could be having threesomes all the time."

"You sure you're OK with it?" he asks her.

"Yeah, it's hot!" she says. "I didn't know I'd be OK with it, but yeah."

He checks with his lover, but he can't really talk with his mouth full.

Wifey strips off the rest of her clothes and goes to kiss Hubby. He fondles her breast and she touches herself.

He suggests "sharing" and lies down. His wife and lover both suck his penis from their respective sides. At one point, the camera moves behind Wifey's kneeling body, so we see through her legs, past her pussy, to the penis she and her husband's lover are sharing.

Wifey lies down next to Hubby, so she can watch and masturbate as the lover rides her husband reverse cowboy style. She sits up to watch more closely.

"Yeah, you like my husband's cock in your ass, don't you?" she says.

She lies back and says to her husband, "Why don't you fuck him like the dog he is?"

The guys get up and screw doggy style. Wifey kneels behind her husband, still masturbating.

She kisses her husband to encourage him in his screwing.

"I think I want a piece of that ass," Wifey says as she puts on a strap-on and inserts it into their lover. Hubby fondles his ass and back, then gives him his penis to suck.

Hubby lies down, so his lover can suck him and his wife can sit on his face. "You lick pussy as good as you suck dick," she says. "Umm, that's my husband."

They trade places. Wifey takes her place on Hubby's penis, riding him reverse cowgirl, as their lover offers his penis for Hubby's mouth.

Again they swap positions. Wifey takes Hubby from behind and their lover in her mouth.

All three lie on the bed and masturbate. The men are looking at each other. They come, then she sits up and masturbates to orgasm, too.

Her husband gives her permission to see old boyfriend

2011-12-07T06:46:00.000-08:00

A woman writes in to Savage Love this week saying that she's been in contact with a former boyfriend. "My loving, GGG [good, giving, game] husband says that I can help my old flame out if I wish. What would you do in this situation?" writes the woman, who signs herself Chick with 2 Dicks.

"What would I do?" Dan begins his reply. "Besides thank my lucky stars, kiss my loving, GGG husband, and fuck the shit out of the other guy?"

Turns out there are a few pitfalls. Read the full column to learn more.

A Cuckold Video (maybe)

2011-11-04T14:00:00.000-07:00

Caroline and Michael posted a sweet comment to this blog, so I went browsing their blog about their cuckold lifestyle, Caroline cucks Michael, and their other blog about cuckolding generally. That's where I found Cuckold video (scroll down below the picture to get to the video).

Caroline and Michael's caption says, "Making a video so she can show her husband how he made her cum." I don't know if the man and the woman in this video are cuckolding anybody -- there's no indication in the video itself -- but it's a hot scene anyway. (If it makes the video hotter for you to imagine that the couple made it for her husband to see, then go for it, I say.)

They start out fully clothed on a bed, kissing. Occasionally, the man strips off some of his clothes and hers. Eventually, he's naked and she's wearing her bra and panties. He slides off her panties and penetrates her. As they are screwing, he continues to look into her eyes and often kisses her. He slides a pillow under her butt and holds her legs up to thrust into her more deeply.

"Oh, Michael," she says, and he lies down and kisses her, then they rearrange themselves so she is sitting in his lap and screwing him. After he takes off her bra, she gets on top and screws him. "Michael," she says, "I'm going to come!"

They change positions again, and he screws her from behind. He gets up on one leg and pushes hard. Then it's back to missionary, and he inserts his penis without using his hands (nice!). He holds up one of her legs. "Fuck me hard, Mike, fuck me hard!" she says. "I'm going to come!" (Maybe he comes at this point, too.)

More hugging, kissing, and gentle screwing.

He gets up and goes down on her. He stops to kiss her and lube up a vibrator. She moans to the sensations that his mouth and vibrator make on her pussy. "Mike, I think I'm going to come," she says. "I don't want to come yet." That doesn't stop him from what he's doing. "Please, please, please, Mike, Oh!" She comes. He keeps licking. She comes again. He licks some more until she makes him stop.

She gives him a big hug. He moves to go down on her again, but she doesn't let him.

Very hot!

This is my kind of video: you can't tell when or if the man comes, but you can definitely tell that the woman does -- multiple times!

Random Rim Jobs: "Warren's 'Cheating' "

2011-09-27T23:50:00.000-07:00

ShazamChi posts a series from a guest writer called "Warren's 'Cheating'." If you're into cuckoldry and femdom, be sure to read all the way to the end. I think you'll like it.

Warren's "Cheating," Part 1

Warren's "Cheating," Part 2

Warren's "Cheating," Part 3

Warren's "Cheating," Part 4

Warren's "Cheating," Part 5

Warren's "Cheating," Part 6

Warren's "Cheating," Part 7

Warren's "Cheating," Part 8

Warren's "Cheating," Part 9

Warren's "Cheating," Part 10

What's up your b*tt? Some serious talk about your prostate

2011-09-07T19:28:00.000-07:00

I saw this bumper sticker today. I understand its purpose is to raise awareness of colorectal cancer, something about which we should all be concerned. However, it's also a reminder that men of a certain age -- and you know who you are -- should get their prostates checked regularly. I gather that having a doctor put his finger in your backdoor will probably not be as much fun as having someone special shove something up there. However, your loved ones will thank you.

Prostate Milking and Femdom

2011-09-02T17:38:00.000-07:00

Just when I think I understand boyparts, this comes along: Another very effective milking technique has a whole bunch of lovely tips for prostate milking your man (such as, "You just have to be careful that you never, ever touch the head of his penis" *), then this:

But strangely, he doesn’t really cum that way, it’s not like a real orgasm where he spurts his cum all over. To hear him describe it, and from what I’ve read about it, it’s not really sexually pleasurable for a man. It’s more frustrating than pleasurable. Like intensely frustrating. My hubby describes it as getting close to cumming… getting close… getting close… getting really close… and then “OH FUCK!”… not being able to cum.

The "submissive transvestite" who blogs at In Stockings agrees. In a post called Ass Whore, he describes riding "Miss H"'s strapon:

I felt a rather week feeling of cumming and looked down to see a huge puddle of cum flooding across Miss H's stomach. We both kind of looked at each other in shock and I rolled off of her, both of us smiling ear to ear. It was definitely something new for each of us. I never felt that kind of building pressure in my cock followed by an orgasm and release the way I would if I were just masturbating or having regular sex. Instead it was more of a pleasurable sensation followed by ejaculation with little if any orgasm involved. While it was nice, it had all the drawbacks of cumming (feeling instantly out of the mood for anything else sexual) and none of the bonuses (experiencing the pleasure of a full orgasm). Which actually puts it even behind a standard ruined orgasm on the pleasure scale.

This was certainly news to me! I thought that when a man comes (ejaculates), he comes (orgasms). No need to guess, as you guys sometimes need to do with us women. But if it's possible to make him come (ejaculate) without letting him come (orgasm), do you know what this means? Why, I can have my cake and eat it, too, so to speak! If I'm in the mood to deny The Boyfriend an orgasm -- and I am sometimes -- I can milk his prostate.

I get:

To play with his butt

To see him come (ejaculate)

To deny him coming (orgasming)

He gets:

Prostate stimulation

Advantage: Vickie!

* This is very important, because if you give him too much penile stimulation at the same time you are giving him prostate stimulation (stroke and poke, you might say), you might give him the ultimate male orgasm, according to Svetlana at Sex Secrets. That's nice, too, of course, but it's a very different outcome if you were planning to deny your man a real orgasm.

Tip of the dildo to New Ryder for the first post.

Getting It from Behind: Amateur Backdoor Play

2011-08-28T14:02:00.000-07:00

Getting it from behind starts with a seated man, his legs spread, who is getting fingered and then rimmed by a woman. He already has an erection, secured by a cock ring. She applies lube and then a thin vibrator. She lovingly works it in and out and licks his penis and balls. She hold his penis and strokes it a bit, while continuing to practice buttplay with the vibrator. She sucks him a little more, then holds his penis. He starts to breathe hard and come without any further stimulation. She strokes and sucks him some more, then starts to chuckle. (Unfortunately, at this point, the camera is focused on the woman's side and we no more of the man.)

I thought this was quite hot. Both partners are clearly into prostate massage (you might even call it prostate milking). I only wish it were longer than six minutes.

Tip of the dildo to Le plaisir du massage de la prostate, 25 Aout 2011

Good News for Bisexual Men: You Exist After All!

2011-08-26T16:40:00.000-07:00

This just in: the New York Times reports that scientists at Northwestern University have determined that bisexual men do, in fact, exist.

This is news because a previous "widely publicized" study determined that bisexual men were fooling themselves and/or their loved ones. According to the earlier study, bisexual men were mostly gay (or sometimes straight). Who did that study? Scientists at Northwestern. Where was it widely publicized? In the New York Times. (To be fair, the recent NYT story had the grace to link to the older one.)

I can just imagine the damage this must have caused.

MAN: Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm bisexual.
WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND: You mean you're gay??!
MAN: No, I'm bisexual.
WoG: You're gay! It says so in the New York Times.

Or conversely:

MAN: Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm bisexual.
MALE PARTNER: You mean you're straight??!
MAN: No, I'm bisexual.
MP: You're straight! It says so in the New York Times.

From the NYT:

“I’ve interviewed a lot of individuals about how invalidating it is when their own family members think they’re confused or going through a stage or in denial,” [Dr. Lisa Diamond] said.

The more recent study actually made an effort to find bisexual men. They used bisexual web sites and chose men with serious experience with both genders. Then, they monitored their genitals as they watched man-on-man and woman-on-woman videos. Bisexual men -- go figure! -- got turned on by both.

Despite her cautious praise of the new research, Dr. Diamond also noted that the kind of sexual arousal tested in the studies is only one element of sexual orientation and identity. And simply interpreting results about sexual arousal is complicated, because monitoring genital response to erotic images in a laboratory setting cannot replicate an actual human interaction, she added.

“Sexual arousal is a very complicated thing,” she said. “The real phenomenon in day-to-day life is extraordinarily messy and multifactorial.”

Do Europeans Have More Fun, part 4: F*ck My Girl & Me (Bisexual MMF Threesome)

2011-08-11T23:56:00.000-07:00

This time, it's a German couple who invite another man to join them. In F*ck My Girl & Me, the man (we'll call him Boyfriend) brings the woman (we'll call her Girlfriend) a bouquet of roses and sings "Happy Birthday" to her (in English). She placees the roses on the counter, takes him into the other room, sits on his lap and starts snogging. She takes off her top and bra; more snogging.

"Keine Geschenk," he says. ("No gift.") Just then, in walks a man wearing nothing but a do-rag on his head.

I guess what Boyfriend meant was: "I didn't get you a physical gift for your birthday (other than the roses, that is), but I have arranged for the services of this nude gentleman here."

Mr. Do-rag kisses the woman and rubs her breast. She starts sucking his penis. Boyfriend and girlfriend take turns sucking Mr. Do-rag, each holding his penis for the other.

The woman rides Mr. Do-rag reverse cowgirl and sucks her boyfriend. Mr. Do-rag reaches around and strokes her pussy. Boyfriend bends down and licks her pussy as she screws Mr. Do-rag. He then pulls him out and sucks his cock before reinserting it in his girlfriend. Boyfriend also rubs his girlfriend's pussy with his own penis. Back to their original positions: woman with boyfriend's penis in her mouth and Do-rag's hand on her pussy.

She sits down and alternates sucking both cocks. The guys kiss.

Boyfriend and girlfriend suck Mr. Do-rag.

The men screw on the floor, spoons position. The woman sucks her boyfriend's penis. He kisses her and fondles her breasts as she masturbates. She goes back to sucking him, still jilling off. This goes on for long enough that I thought boyfriend was going to come in her mouth.

Alas, the ending is all-too-typical. The guys jerk off over her body. Mr. Do-rag comes on her belly.

Over all, though, it's a very hot scene. If you're going to make a give-a-girl-a-threesome-for-her-birthday movie, I'm thinking, this is the one to make. Yes, there should be plenty of attention given to the woman -- and the boyfriend licking and rubbing her pussy with his penis as she's screwing the other guy is worthy of any MFM scene -- but I want to see some guy-on-guy action, too. And that's where MMF scenes like this one come in. This is what the scene from Throbbing Three Ways that I reviewed last year should have been.

Earlier posts in this series

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 3: They get married and have a bisexual threesome

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Ruby Ryder's Pegging Paradise

2011-08-08T20:08:00.000-07:00

I want to tell you about Ruby Ryder. Ruby is a friend of mine from Tribe.net, where she recently took on the leadership of the Pegging 101 group.

She also has a web site called Ruby Ryder's Pegging Paradise, where you'll find her blog and two marvelous essays:

Convincing Her to Try It

Convincing Him to Try It

In addition, she writes some hot erotic stories about pegging. Some of these are free, but you can get more of them on a regular basis if you pay for a subscription.

MMF + Pegging: Videos that feature both bisexual threesomes and strap-on sex

2011-08-04T00:02:00.000-07:00

The tagline of this blog says "One woman's thoughts about pegging, bisexual erotica ..." For such a woman (for her mind, her eyes, and -- let's face it -- her crotch), what could be better than a scene that combines bisexuality and strap-on sex? Every once in a while, you're lucky enough to find a video that includes pegging in a bisexual (MMF threesome) scene.

And I know that some of you think along the same lines. Someone recently found my site by plugging "mmf" and "pegging" into a search engine. And a while back, someone requested my "must-see strap-on/bi movies list". I've written about such scenes, of course, but Blogger doesn't make it easy to combine tags in a search. So I've gathered some links to my reviews of MMF + pegging scenes. I don't guarantee everything here is "must-see," but I hope it will make things easier for those of you (us) who want to see pegging and an MMF threesome in the same scene. (Oh, the sacrifices I go through for my loyal readers!)

First off, you've got to seek out the Bi Bi American Pie series. Every scene in these movies features pegging plus an MMF threesome. You can't go wrong.

Ann Parker in bisexual threesome with pegging - Unfortunately, I've only been able to find parts of this scene, but it is a fine one.

Outdoor Bisexual MMF - A hot scene, with DP even.

French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome - Married couple with porn star and strap-on.

Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging - A threesome in which all involved seem to having fun

Unlike Blogger, Delicious does allow combining of tags in a search. Here's what I have there that's tagged MMF and pegging. Some of the links there are also on my blog, but there are others that I haven't gotten around to blogging about.

Enjoy!

Quite a Dame

2011-08-03T07:02:00.000-07:00

Dame Helen Mirren, who has done everything from Shakespeare to the ill-advised Arthur remake, has a new distinction. She has been voted to have the best body in the world (even better than J. Lo., the Los Angeles Times helpfully notes). At right is Dame Helen in a bikini at the age of 63 (2008).

I hope I look half that good when I'm in my 60s.

More Helen Mirren:

Los Angeles Times slideshow, 2011

International Business Times slideshow, 2011

New York magazine (partial nudity), 2010

Helen Mirren, the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63, 2008

Jill Dominates Jack (with a vibrator)

2011-08-02T01:33:00.000-07:00

This isn't my usual thing. It's a little femdommy, but I know some of you will like it.

In Jill Dominates Jack, a somewhat zaftig woman wearing a tanktop and thigh-high hose is sitting on the face of a skinny young man. (We find out later that he's blindfolded.) His stiffening penis is straining against his g-string. Soon, his erection is free, and the woman touches a Magic Wand-style vibrator to it. She runs the vibrator up and down, from his balls to the tip of his penis, as her man licks her pussy.

After she comes, she slides forward on his torso and holds his penis as she applies the vibrator more precisely to the most sensitive parts of his penis. He squirms uncontrollably; she slaps his balls a few times, but continues to rub him with the vibrator. He ejaculates, and she catches it in her hand. "What a good boy," she coos. "Oh yes, that's a lot of come."

She slides off and rubs the come on his face. Then, to make sure she's milked him dry, she applies the vibrator again to his now highly sensitized penis. She takes that and rubs his face with it and leaves him there.

I have to admit, I found this pretty hot.

Tip of the dildo to A Married Sub.

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 3: They get married and have a bisexual threesome

2011-07-26T06:56:00.000-07:00

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the video They get married and have a bisexual threesome, a woman and two men are sitting around chatting. The woman and one of the men is darker skinned. I'm guessing from the title that they just got married, and they are trying to convince the lighter-skinned man (the best man?) to join them in a threesome. I don't know any of this, since all of them are speaking French. (Please, would someone who speaks French post in the comments below to let me know what they're saying?)

The newlyweds start kissing, but soon the other man is kissing the woman, too. Her breasts are exposed, she encourages the men to kiss, more clothes are removed. She goes down on her husband, and the guys swap a lot more spit. She encourages the other man to suck her husband's cock, which he does gingerly at first, then eagerly. The woman sucks both men. The husband takes a turn sucking the other man's penis. The wife and the other man take turns sucking the husband. As the other man gets his licks in, the wife lies back and lets her husband finger her pussy.

The wife rides her husband reverse cowgirl. The other man gives her his penis to suck. They change positions.

The wife now rides the other man and sucks her husband.

The husband gets on the other man and rides him reverse cowboy, as the wife sits on his face. They switch positions. The other man is still screwing the husband, but this time the husband is the one licking the wife's pussy.

Back to the wife screwing her husband and sucking the other man. The husband takes her anally, too. The husband leans forward to suck the other man's cock.

The video ends there, unfortunately, but I think the viewer gets the idea.

Earlier posts in this series

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 2: Le plaisir du massage de la prostate

2011-07-13T22:48:00.000-07:00

Do Europeans Have More Fun? part 1: French Bisexual (MMF) Threesome

2011-07-13T06:45:00.000-07:00

Introduction: In a video I saw recently, a French character claims that Europeans practice bisexual (MMF) threesomes and other adventurous sex acts "all the time." Is this true? I don't know if I can answer that question, but we can have fun examining it.

In the first video I'm going to write about, it starts out with a French Bi Couple coming home. She's a tall, stylish Frenchwoman; he's kind of funny looking, like Fred Armisen. They come in the house, she sits on the couch, and he stops to put on a gay porn video. (Much as I enjoy homoerotic video, I don't think I would appreciate it if The Boyfriend did this when we were making love.) They start making out and getting undressed. The husband goes down on his wife for a little while, then they start screwing.

No sooner do they get started, however, than the husband notices the man on screen. He and his wife chat and giggle for a bit, then he picks up the phone. (What do they say just then? If you speak French, please post a comment and let me know.) Apparently, they called the porn star, and he comes over, while they're still sitting around naked! Introductions all around, he gets a good look at the couple, more giggling. They seem to talk about his performance in the video.

The porn star starts kissing and fondling the wife. He goes down on her -- much more seriously than her husband did! He takes his clothes off, including some sort of tank top with buttons. The wife goes down on him. He gets the rest of his clothes off and fingers and licks her pussy.

The porn star inserts his thick penis into her and gives her a lovely screwing. Her moans sound close to coming. He leans back and pulls her on top. At this point, the husband, who has been offscreen and apparenly feeling neglected, comes back with a strap-on. They examine the toy and talk about it for a while. (Again, what are they saying here?)

As the wife slides on the strap-on, the husband goes down on the porn star. She kisses him and pegs her husband. The guys arrange themselves into a 69, and the wife continues to peg her husband. The porn star slaps his ass a few times.

The wife gets off, and the porn star screws the husband. The wife comes back and fondles both guys as they screw. The porn star moves forward to masturbate in the husband's face. As he does so, the wife plays with the husband's ass and penis.

The wife sucks her husband until he comes buckets in her face. She then sucks him some more to clean him off.

How does a woman reach orgasm pegging?

2011-06-26T21:37:00.000-07:00

A man on Tribe.net asked me, "How does a woman reach orgasm pegging?" (This is my kind of man. He wants to get pegged, yet he wants to be sure the woman has an orgasm, too.) I replied:

I suggest you post this question on one of the Tribe groups devoted to pegging, but here's my answer:

There are three main ways a woman can come by pegging:

1. Attaching a vibrator in or on the dildo. (Many dildos are made to allow a bullet vibe to fit inside.)
2. Using a two-headed dildo, especially one that's made to fit in a man's anus and a woman's vagina, such as a Feeldoe.
3. Pegging the man real well, then making him give her the cunnilingus of her life as a reward! (Ha!)

Hot Amateur MMF Video: Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy

2011-06-14T21:15:00.000-07:00

Update: This video seems to have been taken offline. This is one of my most popular posts, so clearly many of you are looking for it. It was one of my favorites, too. I'm sorry it's gone.

Sometimes, after I've been watching commercial porn for a while, I forget the sheer passion and sexual electricity of amateur videos. Bisexual 3way with Coast Guard Buddy is quite hot. It appears to feature real people, not actors, who are all into each other and into what they are doing.

It starts with a 40ish couple getting undressed and getting in bed. He's fit; she's blonde and delightfully curvy. Soon, however, another nude man (bald, also fit) appears. They all kiss and fondle each other. Hubby goes down on his wife. Their buddy lies alongside and focuses on the woman's upper body. Hubby goes back and forth between his wife's pussy and his buddy's penis. They trade places: hubby kisses her lips and breasts, while their buddy ministers to her pussy.

Buddy also sucks Hubby as he strokes his wife's pussy. Buddy moves around to the wife's head, where she can hold his penis so Hubby can suck him. Buddy reaches down to fondle her pussy.

The wife takes over sucking Buddy, as Hubby goes to screw her. Hubby takes a turn sucking Buddy, but continues to thrust hard and fast into his wife.

Then everyone rotates. Buddy lies down on the bed, Wife straddles him taking his penis into her, and Hubby goes around behind and takes her anally. That's right, it's double penetration (DP). Hubby does most of the thrusting, but the wife sounds as if she's experiencing some amazing sensations. (Unfortunately, the viewer cannot see her face during this portion of the scene.)

Hubby pulls out, and Wife continues to ride Buddy cowgirl-style. Hubby stands over them, so Wife can suck him. Then he bends down to give Buddy a turn.

Again, everyone moves. Buddy screws Wife in the pussy, and Hubby screws her mouth. The two guys hold each other's asses as if to encourage thrusting. Hubby reaches down and strokes his wife's pussy, as the other man screws her. (I've said before that I wish there was more of this in MMF videos: when the woman and one man are performing heterosexual acts, the other man can and should provide some extra attention to the woman's pussy.)

Buddy and Wife shift to kissing and slow screwing, as Hubby prepares to enter him anally. They engage in what I call a "man sandwich" for some time. They get a good rhythm going, and everyone seems to be getting off -- not least the wife. At one point, Hubby pulls out and goes around to the front to have Buddy suck him while continuing to screw his wife. Then they go back to the man sandwich.

Change places. Wife lies on the pillows and has a sip of wine as she watches Hubby start to screw Buddy. She slides down so Hubby can stroke her pussy.

Back to the woman. As Wife sucks Budy's cock, Hubby alternately strokes her pussy, has Buddy stroke his cock, has Buddy suck his cock, watches the other two and masturbates, and has Buddy suck him some more. (It's possible that Hubby comes in his friend's mouth, but if so, it happens off the top of the screen.) Hubby walks around the bed, leans over the other two (kissing his wife's breasts or sucking his buddy's penis, I'm not sure), walks around again, then sits down as if to watch and masturbate some more. That's when the video ends.

The men don't seem to come on camera, but if not, I think we can assume they did soon after filming stopped. All in all, a very hot 48-minute amateur video.

The Porn I Like, part 2: Plots

2011-06-07T23:32:00.000-07:00

I like a good story as much as the next woman, but I generally look for that in erotic novels. I don't expect to find it in the genres of visual porn I prefer. If you've read this blog for any length of time, you know what those are:

Pegging videos

Bisexual (MMF threesome) videos

Pegging plots

If a pegging video has a plot, it's likely to be a dominant woman forcing an unwilling man to get fucked with her strap-on, insulting him all the while. (Here's a mild example: Strap Attack 11, featuring Charisma Cappelli) I prefer non-dominant pegging.

Bisexual plots

If a bisexual threesome video has a plot, it's likely to be one of two types:

The woman tells her man she wants to have an MMF threesome. He's reluctant; maybe he says he's only received a blowjob from another guy. But before he can definitely say no, the other guy shows up and the threesome is on. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 4: MILF Magdalene St. Michaels leads bisexual threesome )

A dominant woman (again) forces her man to watch while she has sex with another man -- cuckolds him, in other words -- insulting him by telling him that the other guy is a better lover and has a larger penis. Then she'll force her man to play the "woman's role" by giving fellatio to the other man and receiving anal intercourse from him -- either way, he's the one getting penetrated. (A mild example, but a consensual one, which makes all the difference: Jennifer's husband comes out of the closet)

Of the two, I'd prefer the first scenario. But best of all is a loving menage, in which all parties seem to care about giving pleasure to everyone else. (Example: Wanna F*ck My Wife, Gotta F*ck Me Too 4, scene 3: Taisa Banx in Bisexual Threesome with Pegging)

Earlier posts in this series:

The Porn I Like, part 1: What the Pundits Say

Please come inside, part 2: Bisexual Threesome

2011-05-27T03:40:00.000-07:00

In Bisexual Threesome, a dark-haired guy goes down on a blonde guy. A woman with long brown hair joins in. Soon the blonde is riding the dark-haired guy reverse cowboy style; the woman strokes and sucks his cock, while touching herself as well. The guys turn around, and the dark-haired guy is now screwing the blonde from behind. He, in turn, sometimes licks the woman's pussy, and sometimes she strokes herself as she watches the guys.

There's a long closeup of the penis penetrating the ass, with balls swinging nearby. This morphs into a penis penetrating a pussy with a manicured woman's hand stroking her pussy. This cut, which comes just before the seven-minute mark, sums up bisexual porn. It turns out that the blonde guy is screwing the woman, and she is going down on the dark-haired guy in front of her. The dark-haired guy moves around to have the blonde suck him. She continues to touch herself, and there's a lovely closeup of her face as she reaches her climax (about the 10-minute mark).

Then the guys are screwing again -- dark-haired guy on blonde, with the woman going down on the blonde.

The woman rides the dark-haired guy -- reverse cowgirl, again touching herself -- and he sucks the blonde.

The woman dismounts and kisses and fondles the blonde guy, as the dark-haired guy sucks his cock. The blonde guys groans and comes directly into the other guy's mouth. All that's shown is some come dribbling down the shaft, which the dark-haired guy laps up.

The dark-haired guy gets his turn, when the woman serves up his cock in the palm of her hand to the blonde guy. He shoots into the blonde's mouth. The woman gets to do some cleanup.

Bisexual porn is sometimes criticized for having gay male performers interact with little or no interest in the woman present. That criticism would be somewhat warranted in this case. However, the woman seems to enjoy assisting in the man-on-man action and gets her orgasms when she can.

This is one of my new favorite bisexual videos. Wish I knew the names of the director and performers.

Previous post in this series:

Please come inside, part 1: Hot College Bisexual Threesome

Please come inside, part 1: Hot College Bisexual Threesome

2011-05-26T00:01:00.000-07:00

In Hot College Bisexual Threesome, the guys (young, buff) are kissing and taking their shirts off. The woman (cute bob, tanktop, short skirt) joins in. Soon pants come off. The blonde guy's penis goes in the dark-haired guy's mouth; his dick is sucked by the woman in turn. Soon everyone is nude.

The woman stands on the bed to have the blonde guy lick her pussy. He still has his penis in the other guy's mouth. Then she goes back down on the dark-haired guy.

The blonde guy goes around to penetrate the woman from behind. She's still sucking the dark-haired guy. He apparently reaches up and strokes her pussy. At first, I thought she was stroking herself, but now I'm sure it's the guy doing it. I'd like to see more of this in MMF threesome videos: when a man and a woman are screwing, the other guy could be stroking (or licking) her pussy.

The guys stop to kiss, then the blonde guy starts to screw the dark-haired guy, as the woman sits on his face. The blonde guy gets off to suck the dark-haired guy. Then the woman and blonde guy switch places: the woman moves to sit on his cock reverse-cowgirl, and the blonde guy puts his dick in his mouth. The woman soon turns around to cowgirl style.

The woman and blonde guy kiss, as the dark-haired guy thrusts from below. The blonde guy goes around the take her anally. Now she's having double penetration. All three bodies move together to allow both penises to thrust into her orifices. The blonde guy pulls out and, after just a few strokes with his hand, comes by rubbing his cock against the woman's ass. (I have to admit that's pretty hot!) The dark-haired guy thrusts quickly, then slows down to make some deep thrusts and come inside the woman's pussy. I love that old-fashioned touch in a dp scene!

All three kiss sweetly. They've all made each other very happy.

Note: The blonde guy wears a condom when he screws the dark-haired guy, but neither of them uses a condom when with the woman. I think that's a bad idea on the part of all three actors, especially since one of them is coming inside the woman. They are also bad examples to viewers of a video called "hot college bisexual threesome."

Confidential to Sealacious

2011-05-22T18:00:00.000-07:00

Hey, Sealacious. You posted a comment here recently, but it's no longer visible. It's not that I don't love what you have to say, sweetie. I approved it, I swear. However, Blogger was having some kind of glitch and ate it. So please, Sea, post it again, and I'll approve it again.

Yours,
Vickie P.

The Porn I Like, part 1: What the Pundits Say

2011-05-11T23:20:00.000-07:00

A recent Wall Street Journal article, The Online World of Female Desire, goes through a lot of stereotypes about men getting off on two-minute video clips and women soaking up long romance novels (even if they did study a large number of web searches), before it finally gets to this:

Some female readers might be thinking, "This doesn't describe me at all!" And, in fact, somewhere between a quarter and a third of the visitors to the major pornography sites are women. Our data suggest that these women probably have a higher sex drive than other women and that they are more socially aggressive and more comfortable taking risks.

There. That's more like it. And, it seems to me, I've got a lot of female company if "between a quarter and a third of the visitors to the major pornography sites are women."

Maybe we just need to make our own erotica, argues Porn made for women, by women in the Guardian. (Tip of the dildo to the Sex Secrets blog.)

"It is a prejudice to say that women don't like porn," says Erika Lust, another fem porn director. "Sex images make you hot, but pornography has been made by and for men. In mainstream porn everything is about male pleasure and women are objects. Oral sex for men can last forever, but when women's turn comes it lasts 10 seconds. Female orgasms are not an issue in most of the films. And women are shown mostly as prostitutes, which is sad."

[...]

Lust adds: "To get excited women want to see something that looks like us. We want to see independent women exploring their sexuality, who are not afraid, but are not sex heroines either. We want to see attractive men who share our lifestyles, our ideas."

[...]

[Verena Chiara Kuckenberger:] "For women to admit to experiencing pleasure in watching pornography means overcoming stereotypes about female sexuality. There are women who do not want to consume pornography, but at the same time there is a potential female audience for porn and I would say it is bigger than it has been assumed so far and it is increasing as our society overcomes gendered stereotypes in general."

(Another Guardian article says enough women are watching enough porn that female porn addiction is not uncommon.)

In future posts, I'll write about the kinds of porn I like to see.

Back at you, New Ryder

2011-05-02T23:16:00.000-07:00

New Ryder gave a shoutout to Ruby Ryder and me. Among other nice things, he says:

I contend that strapon sex - is just sex (hot, hot sex), I think Ruby and Vickie agree.

I can't speak for Ruby, but I certainly agree. I'm touched, N.R., because your beautiful words and pictures do so much for -- may I say it? -- the strap-on community. You're a sweetie.

Amateur buttplug video

2011-04-29T18:10:00.000-07:00

Wife uses buttplug to give her husband anal pleasure is just what it says. What else do you need to know? She wears nothing but a bra and slaps his ass several times. He doesn't come. Some of you might choose to believe she's denying him an orgasm. I like to think he got to come later.

Vibrators on a shelf near you

2011-04-21T18:19:00.001-07:00

Vibrators on a shelf near you

There it is in the New York Times, and there they are in chain drugstores.

This comes as no surprise to Rachel Venning, a founder of Babeland, a chain of sex-toy stores that opened a store in family-friendly Park Slope, Brooklyn, in 2008 to nary a ripple of protest. “I know women will buy them at Duane Reade, and as a lifelong cheerleader for sexual empowerment I’m thrilled at this development,” Ms. Venning said. “It’s one more step in the evolution of vibrators to just another consumer product, unburdened of its freight of shame, sexual defect and sluttiness.”

[...]

Men interviewed proclaimed themselves not only unthreatened by the addition of accessories to their partners’ sex lives, but downright enthusiastic. Jeremy, 31, a content strategist in the entertainment business who lives in New York and wanted his last name omitted for privacy, said, “From my perspective, a woman who has thoroughly explored her own body, both alone and with or without whichever toys she finds interesting, makes for a significantly better lover.”

She wanted, and I'm left wanting more

2011-04-18T00:17:00.000-07:00

I know NewRyder's Strapon Log for posting beautiful pictures of women with strap-ons. Every once in a while, though, he posts a mini-essay or a story. The latest is She Wanted. It's a short snippet about Fiona, a character he's written about before. I love the descriptions of her want -- need, really -- as she's walking to meet a man. And I really love the descriptions of the two characters' nude bodies. I can picture them from just a few words.

Can't wait to read what happens next.

A bunch of ... ?

2011-04-17T18:17:00.000-07:00

Sorry for being a bit off-topic with this post, but I just gotta report that my beloved San Francisco Giants just wrapped up a series against a team with a Johnson, a Willie, and a Putz. They won two out of three, by the way.

Ann Parker in bisexual threesome with pegging

2011-04-11T05:38:00.000-07:00

Just a quick summary of this scene: Ann Parker is a pale brunette who wants her boyfriend, a thin Asian man named Kato, to give her a threesome for her birthday. Brad Slater is the third party who turns up on cue.

The three arrange themselves for oral sex. Kato goes down on Ann, and Brad goes down on Kato.

During a break in the action, when Ann wants to see some anal action and Kato demurs, she whips out a strap-on and starts pegging Brad. Kato cheers them on.

Kato takes a turn screwing Brad. Ann cheers them on. "Ah, yeah, that's my fantasy," she says.

I have found various clips of this scene. (The titles come from the web pages; they are not mine.)

Ann Parker flaunts her tits and gets in threesome cock (parts of 1 and 2 in list above)

Bisexual Clit Buffing (1)

Bisexual Threesome Pegging (2)

Living Room Bisexual Threesome: Hot chick Ann Parker was more than happy to entertain two bisexual men (2 and 3)

Bisexual Ass Ramming: Ann Parker (3)

Note: Ann has old-school pubes. I like to see natural women in porn, but your mileage may vary. Brad appears to be a rare kind of man in bisexual porn: a perennial bottom.

Michelle brings home a hot stud ...

2011-04-09T01:04:00.001-07:00

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Please come inside, part 2: Bisexual Threesome

Please come inside, part 1: Hot College Bisexual Threesome

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The Porn I Like, part 1: What the Pundits Say

Back at you, New Ryder

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She wanted, and I'm left wanting more

A bunch of ... ?

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Violet and Rye get ready to milk it

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Frot

Strap Attack 11 (featuring Charisma Cappelli)

The Pegged Boyfriend

Masturbation Instruction

Prostate massage and handjob

Sucking the dildo

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Jennifer's husband comes out of the closet

Goldie strapon

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Anal sex: doing it right

CFNM Strap-on Videos

Brunette loves being on top

Little taiko boy

The End of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

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Bigger and Better

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