Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Mile Bi Club

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What were those pilots doing?

I'm sure you've seen the news about the plane that somehow missed the Minneapolis airport by 150 miles. Here's the latest, from the article Pilot who overshot airport denies crew was napping:

"We were not asleep; we were not having an argument; we were not having a fight," [Richard] Cole said, but would not discuss why it took so long for him and the flight's captain, Timothy B. Cheney, of Gig Harbor, Wash., to respond to radio calls.
Hmmm... I once saw a movie that featured the pilots of a plane getting it on in the cockpit. Just sayin'.



Friday, October 16, 2009

Denial

"What??!"

That was my boyfriend's reaction when I told him on Monday that I wanted us to refrain from sex for a little while.

"It's just that I think you take me for granted sometimes," I started to explain.

"What are you talking about?" he asked.

"Think about last week, when you went to Chicago for five days and called me -- what? -- once?"

"I'm sorry, lovey," he said trying to sweet talk me.

"You should be," I shot back, "and if you went without sex for a little while, you'd appreciate me more."

"All right, hon, if that's what you want," he said grudgingly.

I knew what he was thinking, though. On the occasional night when he wants sex and I don't, he stays up after I go to bed and, um, takes care of his own urges. That's why I took all of his DVDs — MILF videos, strap-on videos, MFF and MMF threesome videos — and all of his magazines — Playboys with his favorite centerfolds from the '80s — and locked them up. I also password-protected the computer, so he couldn't surf the Web for porn either.

On Tuesday morning, he asked, "Hey, baby, have you seen my videos and stuff?"

"You mean your wanking material? I put it away for a while."

"I'm not allowed to jerk off either??!"

"I said I wanted us to refrain from sex. Masturbation is sex, too."

"I guess that's why I can't use the computer. I need it for work sometimes, you know."

"I'll log you on and let you use it, but only when I'm around."

(I have to be honest here. Even though I said I wanted us to refrain from sex and that masturbation is sex, that didn't stop me from jilling off in the shower ever day. The sight of him in sexual frustration and the thought of what I'd do when I relieved him made me too horny to avoid touching myself.)

That night, my boyfriend did the dishes right after dinner. It's one of his chores anyway, but he's not usually so prompt.

Wednesday night, he vacuumed the carpet.

Thursday night, he put together a patio chair that broke months ago. I've never seen such an industrious man!

Friday morning, I woke at 5 a.m. and whispered in the ear of my still-sleeping boyfriend, "It's that time, baby." I reached under the covers and ran my hand along his nude body to discover, not surprisingly, that he had "morning wood." I stripped out of my pj's and panties and mounted his hard cock.

At this point, my boyfriend was wide awake. His brows were furrowed. He looked turned on and a little afraid at the same time. It must have been my stern look.

"Listen up, boyo," I barked. "You get to fuck me, but I decide the positions and I decide when you get to come. Got it?"

"Yes," he squeaked.

"Know what happens if you come too soon?"

"No."

"You've had four days without an orgasm. How would you like to make it eight days?"

"I understand, Miss Victoria."

(I've trained him to call me that when I'm feeling dominant. Nice, huh?)

I rode his cock ever so slowly. It was just enough movement to fill me up, but not enough friction to get him off. I reached down and stroked my clitoris and came almost instantly. The scene was really turning me on.

I rubbed myself to orgasm several more times, then dismounted. My boyfriend's face fell; his cock, on the other hand, was standing tall.

"You'll get to fuck me some more, silly," I said. "You can take me doggie style, but you're still not allowed to come."

I got on all fours, and he grabbed my ass and inserted his cock into my pussy. After several thrusts, he realized something was missing from our usual practice.

"Um, Miss Victoria, would you please reach back and tickle my balls?"

"Not this time, chum," I snapped. "I don't want you to come too soon."

So, I tickled my own genitalia instead and came multiple times.

I leaned forward, causing his cock to fall out again, and lay down on the bed.

"You can take me missionary, but you can't put more than an inch of your cock in me. And you have to make slow thrusts."

He groaned a little, but of course he agreed. After all, that was the only way he was getting any sex today. I lay on the bed and let him enter me.

He did as he was told — putting a little more than the head of his cock into my pussy and thrusting slowly.

"Would you like me to tickle your balls now?"

"Yes, Miss Victoria, please tickle my balls."

As I reached down, I warned him again, "Remember, no coming — yet."

The poor man was in delicious agony. The sensations he felt in his cock and his balls tantalized him. He moaned with the desire to let lose, yet his woman wouldn't let him come. I almost felt sorry for him. I would have felt sorry for him if his torments weren't turning me on so much.

"OK, baby, give it to me."

"Miss Victoria?"

"Yes, do it!"

I felt his cock explode into me. Wave upon wave of his come burst into me.

He came to rest upon me. Soon the clock radio went off, and as my man bustled around getting ready for work, I lay in bed dreamily with a pool of his essence inside of me.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Uhura straps it on for Spock; Sex advice from Suzanne White Montiel

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tristesses: Fic: Imbalance (Uhura/Spock, NC-17)

Posted: 10 Oct 2009 08:43 PM PDT

SF Sex and Relationships Examiner

Posted: 10 Oct 2009 08:11 PM PDT

Suzanne White Montiel

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Boyfriend comes home

"Baby, I'm home!" he called from the front door.

As I came in from gardening in the backyard, I saw my man, tired after a week-long business trip, but looking sexy and dignified in his suit. I, on the other hand, was sweaty and grubby from gardening. He didn't notice that though, because he was too busy admiring my legs in my short shorts.

I strutted over and gave him a long, deep kiss. "I missed you," I said.

"I missed you, too," he said.

"Oh, yeah?" I teased. "Well, you can prove it by getting your butt in bed. I'm going to get cleaned up, and I want you naked when I get there." He didn't have to be told twice.

I got in the shower and paid extra attention to my private parts. I may have come once or twice while I was there.

I walked to the bedroom nude. There was my boyfriend, not a stitch on and slowly playing with his cock. I lay on top of him and gave him some more deep kisses. I reached down and felt him getting hard.

I got off and reached into my toy drawer next to the bed. I pulled out my strap-on dildo, harness, and lube.

"Oh, baby, do we have to do that tonight?" he whined. "I was hoping for something a little more vanilla after a long business trip."

"Exactly," I said triumphantly. "You've been bossing around your little minions in Chicago. I need to show you that your ass is mine -- literally -- at home."

His voice may have been saying "no, thank you," but his throbbing cock was saying "Do me now!"

I flipped him over and lubed up his ass and shoved my strap-on dildo into him before he could say anything. He moaned contentedly as I reached around to his cock to find it as hard as ever.

I got off, removed the strap-on, and got on all fours so he could take me doggie style. He grabbed my ass with both hands and slowly put his cock into me. It's his favorite position, so I acted as if I were doing him a favor. What I don't tell him is that it's my favorite position, too, because it makes it easy for me to reach down and stroke my clitoris as he's thrusting into my pussy.

We did a lot of that -- me stroking and him thrusting -- until I came multiple times and he shot his load of cum into me.

Friday, October 9, 2009

"Bi Accident 3"

Once again, The Boyfriend was out of town, and I sat my berobed ass on the couch with a glass of wine, a sex toy, and a good video -- this one titled "Bi Accident 3." Although it's called "Bi Accident," everybody in the video seemed to be pretty deliberately engaging in bisexual activities.

Scene 1

Michelle Avanti tells a long-haired man named Chris -- at length -- how much she wants his cock. When she finally starts to get undressed, she tells him that her agreement with her boyfriend Julian is that any guy she picks up has to join in a threeway. After some hetero oral, Michelle invites Julian to join in sucking Chris' cock.

Chris fucks Michelle as Julian watches. When Chris pulls Julian in to go down on Michelle, he seems less interested in licking pussy than he was in sucking cock. Chris pulls out frequently to let both of his lovers suck the pussy juice off his condom-wrapped cock.

Chris switches to fucking Julian. Michelle masturbates and cheers them on.

"Tell him you want it fucking deeper!" she calls out. "Oh, it's turning me on."

As the guys continue fucking, Michelle licks Julian's balls and rubs Chris' chest. Julian bends over, and Chris fucks him some more, as Michelle slaps his ass.

Scene 2

This one features Niya Yu as a woman who brings home two guys. Midway through the scene, after various hetero sex acts, she says to the skinnier of the two, "I want him to fuck you in the ass."

He doesn't put up much of a fight before he bends over and takes it. Niya takes a licking from the bottom guy, but then quickly sits up to cheer on the men's fucking. Later, she strokes the bottom as he gets fucked, then finally she helps them both jerk off to orgasm.

Scene 4

Dakoda Brookes goes to surprise her boyfriend with some new underwear, but gets surprised herself when she finds her boyfriend about to get head from another man.

Declaring "You know, I've never seen a guy's mouth on another dick before; I think it would be so hot, it makes me so wet," Dakoda kneels down and joins the other man in sucking her boyfriend's cock. Soon, she's sucking both cocks in turn.

The boyfriend invites his guest to fuck Dakoda. When the boyfriend gets tired of wanking, he demands, "I want you to fuck me the way you fuck her."

All of them like that idea, so new guy fucks the bent-over boyfriend, who licks Dakoda's pussy. "My boyfriend's getting fucked in the ass!" she calls out. "It makes me so wet watching it." (Me too, sweetie!)

I had many lovely orgasms watching this video. Ah, Vickie is a happy woman!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Oy!

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Father of Palin's grandson to pose for Playgirl - Yahoo! News

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 07:09 PM PDT

Levi Johnston, oy!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Erosophia on pegging

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Erosophia: On Pegging

Posted: 01 Oct 2009 10:28 PM PDT

Somewhat philosophical view of the subject. Hat tip to castandtoes.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Bisexual threesome video